

Chiang Mai, Thailand
Today we ventured north towards the border with Burma on an excursion. The plan involved visiting an elephant sanctuary, an Orchid farm and a Burmese tribe called the Long Necks.
Our guide showed up at the hotel in true Thai fashion, 20 minutes late, and introduced himself as Ping Pong, because his real name was far too long. This made us sound like a bunch of racists for the rest of the day, whenever we addressed him. We stopped to pick up a group of 6 America...