SPEAKING OF COCKROACHES..... I just have to share with you possibly the most traumatic experience of my life. Today, in the toilet, I saw a cockroach, which was not an irregular occurrence but it was jumping about more than usual and when it landed on the toilet roll holder I vowed to keep an eye on it. But I lost track of it eventually. However, I soon found it again when I pulled up my jeans (skintight by the way!), zipped them up and then was suddenly aware, that there was something moving in there with me, and not in a good way. Screaming doesn't come into it I shouted the place down. Can I just re-iterate, a cockroach was in my pants WHILE I WAS WEARING THEM! I am traumatised.