El Porvenir, The Incident With The Tarantula And A Half Naked Boy., Honduras
When Katie screamed her little lungs out, after opening the front door to retrieve a chair, I figured an axe murderer rapist had attacked her. But oh no, far far worse than that. We had a killer spider waiting on our front porch to kill us all and take over our house, set up an army of other 18 eyed freaking scary tarantulas.
We immediately locked the door (incase tarantulas are locksmiths) and I stood on the kitchen table (just incase) and we all jumped up and ...