This is going to be very quick but I am going to offload my terrible mood here:

1) Have found out my surname in Wolof is Vanjinas - not impressed and will be mocked for the rest of my life.

2) Everybody now has my illness - its gross.

3) Went out last night, Lucy lost her purse and the whole night was lame.

4) I know that rice is waiting at home for me - if I see another grain of rice I might just cry.

5) The most hideous guy you could imagine called us all ugly fat English girls - no need to rub it in thanks.

6) The door fell off the taxi whilst were in it and we were still forced to pay full price - yes it was only 35p but thats not the point.

7) Cockroaches have hatched in the bathroom, or to be more accurate, on my toothbrush.

8) My host mother shouted at me for slamming the door - it is quite hard not to as it is the heaviest iron door youve ever seen.

9) My host dad asked if I was sure I wanted to go out "looking like that".

Yes worst mood ever and am going to have to go home and think about how I've run out of pants. Marvellous.