Wow! Well yes I am still alive and since I last posted a blog for all of you little gossip fiends I have been up, down, around and just about everywhere my little yet perfectly formed legs have been able to take me! I have been up to so much that it would be difficult to fit all of my tales into one blog (also I know that most of you have the attention span of a small goat ), so I've put 5 hours worth of internet time on the computer and am going to update yo...

Well, good evening class. My apologies for being late and I won't bore you with excuses, however I will say that I haven't been able to access the god damn site for quite a while now - in fact when I last updated the site, which was 2 days ago you may have noticed that my last blog was all of 1 sentence!!! This was because the monkeys (and I don't use that term lightly!) at sta internet obviously have not been fed enough peanuts, as I had sat in the i...

Well, good morning everyone.......please if you could all just take a seat......that's it.........now a bit of quiet please????.........you at the back........yes you!!!!........hands out of your trousers and pay attention please!!!!.......Right......Lets get started shall we?  Ok, and as before if we could save all questions until the end of the blog it would be much appreciated as we have little time and so much to get through.  So the second week start...

Well......I'm finally bloody here!  I actually posted a blog on this site last night (spending about 2 hours on it just to make it look perfect), and the computer crashed just as I pressed the 'Save' button - so obviously computers in Australia are clearly not as well built as England!!!! I was a tad annoyed to say the least.......anyway I'll try and remember it all, so here goes......  Before we begin can I just ask all readers to save their questions an...