Saturday 15th Jan Well, we eventually made it to the hotel which is 15 minutes from terminal 3 in a lovely place called 'Slough'. Put it this way, it's a local place for local people with nothing to do there. You can understand why Ricky Gervais set 'The Office' there because it's a complete and utter s***ehole. We had a lovely sausage and chips for tea and the highlight of our night was to watch an obituary on the late Pete Postlewaite. It would be fair to say ...

This was the first full day of our worldwide adventure, Christian was unfortunately kept awake by a gentleman snoring his proverbial head off. Unperturbed we carried on with our day, a walk on down to the famous golden gate bridge which was drowned out by heavy fog on the way there, only for the fog to lift as soon as we arrived on location, this was a sight to behold. Boobs extended scenic route reaped dividends. We snapped away only for the fog to resettle in a...

Arrived in San Francisco after a long ass journey, seriously our buns have not recovered, only to be grilled by the nice people at U.S. Customs, when we said Drug Dealers for job description lets face it they were not impressed, even if it was only anadin. Took the BART train into San Fran centre and made our way to our Hostel, a perilous journey through the red light district which, although it had a few nice views, was ultimately disappointing :). The smiley fa...