Oh my lord! Ive just lost my cherry to your website! Very amusing photos of cows (aka beef). I'm slightly preturbed, however, where this 'bob' title has come from Fi, are we are man? Well Im obviously not! ha ha. Cant believe that there are photo's from Freshers on there, the devils advocate one I found terribly amusing. My days of going out with little on, and nothing more than a trident by my side are over, well appart from the odd special occasion. I go to Thailand in exactly 13 days (today!). Am so excited, although have to say, not roughing it (could you imagine, me roughing it!) Besides 'mummy and Daddy' are paying so we are staying in a 'exclusive' Spa restort on Ko Samui, and going to Bangkok for a while too! Cant wait. Shouldnt be too uncomfortable flying though as we are going first class and direct! Get me, little rich boy! So, more importantly, have you pulled any fit travellers. Im going to Sydney next year I think for a year of travelling, so want the craic, or as they say the 'low down'. Shame you not in Newc, would have loved to have taken you out more, shown you off to the world of gay! ooooo they opened a new powerhouse, only been once, as dont go that often but its mint, proper saturday night fever style! Very cool, expensive, but cool. This 16 year old kept grabbing my arse last week. I tolerated and politely asked him not to, but then lost my rag (PMT) and turned around and said to him "if you dont leave me alone I will spit on you!" Very amusing, and he in fact desisted from that moment onward! Ha

Where in Thailand are you? Watch your passports, and stay away from Chickens (bird flu HC5 strain) wear a gas mask! how fetching, no not feltching, fetching! Dirty girls.

Well hope you are all well, and having the time of your life. I am so jealous and wish I was there experiencing it all with you. Take care and get in touch.

Love Paul Perry xXx

PS: excuse spelling and grammatical errors, was in a rush, and am very busy/important person lol ha ha xx

This is taking some effort but I feel I must inform you of todays events. I was just sat down to my desk this afternoon to make a model. So I took out a new blade for my scaple, cutting mat and ruler and began to cut. And then, to quote me o my god, ive just cut the biggest bit off my finger, what the f**k do I do, it has been described by some as being the size of a smarty although I dont really know as it was put in the bin before I returned to the scene and im suspecting by the way it feels it must be way more that that. Down in the photo copying room I found my self lying of the floor with my legs in the air (wearing a skirt) as I was feeling a tad faint while the first aider man saw to my needs. Half an hour later I managed to stand with out blacking out or feeling deaf dont know what that was about. Anyway got sent to the hospital to get it checked out and might I add the nurse was most impressed that ide managed to take off part of my nail. Quite an effort. Apparently itll grow back Ill keep you posted of its upbringing.

FYI (For Your Information) I WAS LOVING THE PICTURE OF JENNY SUNBATHING BETWEEN THE INDIAN BEEF CURTAINS

Hi. Just gotta say Lou's message was hilarious! Ralph is engaged?! And she didn't tell me she'd seen Ant! Though, i remember when we saw him he wasn't that fit! I'm off work ill 2day - sob sob! I can't believe it. Think it's my first day off since i started there. Got some sort of chest infection me thinks. Better be well for thurs coz i'm going down to london for grace's book launch - mint! Can't wait. No more love life gossip which i swear is all i talk to you 2 about! It is an ongoing saga! I don't really have any goss, nowt compared to lou anyway. Just wanted to say hi! xxxx

Yo lasses!

I cant believe you are in Thailand! How exciting! I am watching friggin Coronation Street-ask yourself! Although last night i experienced my own bit of continental traveling, in the fact that i started working at Walkabooooot! I was loving it, i danced all night cos i got put on shots for ages and sold 3 litres of s***ty vodka to pist chavs and i got a 20 quid bonus for it! im there tonight too. now lasses this week im off uni and going down to Sta travel with my uni mates to organise a trip of our own round the world, so any advice? i am spending all weekend reading the lonely planet and rough guides to swot up. after a week of solid exams it will be a pleasure to not be reading about the legal principles of the stock market-yawn! it sounds like you are having a mint time-have you had the s***s? hehe. we had a quality night out for ninas last night/bday, me and ging ate about 2 peoples worth of food at ninas, my evening was cut short though as when i was dancing on the podium in walkabout sum k*** lifted my skirt up, and cos my skirt is too big for me it slid up my body so i was stading on the podium in pratcically just knickers and a top but i had like bridget jones tights on so it was dead embaraasing so i pissed off yem! FYI-last saturday Ant as in ant and dec was behind me at the cash machine in newcastle, he is way lusher in real life. i am tryingt ot hink of some goss to tell you,mmmm, oh last nite i saw sum boy from school, now im not sure who it was possibly andrew chadwick anyway he informed that ralph has got engaged! ask yourself! i will keep you updated on the goss, take care lasses. lotsa love xxxxx

Hey-first of all that txt that I sent you was wrong I get to Sydney on the 12th so make sure your there dont wanna be like Tom Hanks in that film 'the terminal' hangin around sydney airport for weeks wairing for ya ;) My flight is totally ridiculous I have to stop in about 10 countries on theway(3 actually) so hope theres some nice lookin women on the plane to make the journey better!Anyway i've e-mailed you my exact flight times n stuff n hopefully speak to youz soon take care! x x

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO. HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A WICKED TIME IN INDIA. WE REALLY WANT TO MEET UP WITH YOU ON KO PHANGHAN FOR THE HALF MOON PARTY ON 7TH MARCH - THIS WOULD BE GREAT AS A BELATED BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION - SO LONG AS YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT! HOPE YOUR CELEBRATING IN STYLE AND LIVING IT UP IN THOSE 5 STAR HOTELS WHILST ME AND BOB ARE LIVING IN SQUALER WITH NO HOT SHOWER AND LIZARDS TO KEEP US WARM AT NIGHT! WE MISS YOU LOADS. DONT GET TOO DRUNK AND FALL ASLEEP! MWAH.X

hi fi keep looking at the website, back home now, had a gr8 time up north mum and dad r fine missing u 2. hope 2 here from u soon, have a f.a.b time in BANKOK!!! miss ya 2 ! WEAZEL

Guys im positively sick of this site. It distracts me from working and then makes me totally depressed so when im done I dont want to live! Rubbish.
Still thinking about joining you in brazil and simone is even coming around to the idea although Japan is more likely at the mo trying to get some free pennies to fund a research trip. But at this rate Im not gonna get anything done.
There seems to be a general consensus on the rats, not something im approving of, dont quite get the beefs as it is?!?!
Could you not of married yourself off to some of those young men at the party, the one in the red was a particular favourite of mine! You blended into the crowd so well, it was like wheres wally in some of the snaps, could pass yourselves off as locals no probs. You obviously werent very forward thinking, you could of both had someone special for Valentines! (I think the red shirt was a sign. Lurrv is in the air.....)
I Had my cards red the other day, biggest load of rubbish. I'll have to get me a flight over to visit this Dr Sharma.
Let me know if you bags yourselves one of these Ladyboys! And get some snaps, definatly.
Ging is there a difference between ginger and red!
And why is Mo called Mo, what did I miss?
Ok back to work, I MISS YOU both! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hiya you two!! Have just got round to logging on here and have been in fits of laughter! Typical hilarious from you two, I can't BELIEVE you gatecrashed a wedding! That is absolutely classic, especially the fact that you had to be escorted off the premises! Briliiant banter. For some reason I was also wetting myself at the tale of Ging getting called Ace Ventura - absolutely priceless!!

Anyway it sounds like you're having agreat time and that travelling abroad has not calmed you down - surprise surprise. That snapshot of Jen with the bovines on the beach was hilarious. What were they DOING there?!?!

Keep the comedy tales coming, have fun and be careful!! See you soon xx

Yo Bob and Nige, couldn't belive you Beauty Queens were sleeping in a hut constructed by mud and cow pat - v.authentic,lol!! Well after an expensive trip in Lyon (The sis and I were caught by the police for fare dodging - can you believe it, luckily we played the role of ignorant Englishers quite well and only received 1 fine instead of 2!!But that was still 50euros down the drain-gutted) there's only a few days left in England before i jett of to India - im tres excited!!!Anyway check your emails as ive sent you details about arriving in Thailand and would be loving some sort of re-union!!!
Miss and Love ya guys loads
xxx

Omg ure abroad?! Erm I couldn't get on ure site for ages, then the computer broke then I lost the ability to type so excuse me for that. Anyway, glad to hear ure really roughing it with ure 5-star luxury hotels and personal chauffeurs around India - sounds amazing - mind you I couldn't do any of that cow worship nonsense, give me a roast dinner any day. Well jealous bout the sun - how would you rate ure tan? Sue Barker orange? David Dickinson terracota?As for Thailand I really can't get the idea of Ting-Tong off Little Britain out of my mind ('hello mister dubwee') so see if you can find me a look-a-like and get a picture of her. Oh well I'm off to trawl through my Valentines Day cards so you two take care and I'll write soon(er)! :)