Hello lovelies,

FYI i simply can not believe how tanned you two look, i have just bought some dove body shimmer to try and attempt to put some colour into the old frozen chip legs and you two are like bits of mohogany furniture!

anyway went to sta travel 2 days ago and got me trip sorted, it has been shortened due to financial crisis, same old, same old. but on june 24th we are going to mexico for 2 weeks, we will be on a tour thing,then LA for 4 days where i want some luxury and rest, then a 3 week road trip with 10 other people in a scoobydoo style wagon across 15 states in america from west to east coast. we even get a day in good old disney!! then to end the 3 week trip which FYI includes me,ME sleeping in tents we are going to New York for a fortnight, i am sooooo excited!! altho the propsect of kipping in national parks in a tent is a bit daunting considering the only time ive kipped ina tent was when we used to get pissed in me back garden and think this was a good way of hiding it from the rents! fi-remeber when jess attacked that feather boa in the tent thinking it was a wild animal when she was drunk!? ask yourself!

anyway,again i am having a real greasy hair problem at the mo,ilook like a work in benis or sumit. so i have been and bought sum greasy minger shampoo today, typical that today my day of worst greasiness episode is combined with my first day of wearing no make up at all in an attempt to convince myself that it is not essential to carry £200 worth of clinique around mexico.

keep having fun girlies, i love reading the tales, i sit at uni and cant stop giggling, take care kids xxxx

im soooo jealous!

Hey Kids!

Sorry long time, no message! And not really a great deal to report unlike your goods selves. Kinda same old with me still being @ uni - reading and writing! This weekend had a B-themed bar crawl for a mates bday, absolutely hilarious, great costumes for boy scout, bo beep, ballerina and bandit, but feel the pice de la resistance was my mate who went in the big furry zip up suit with accompanying head as a bear!! a real treat! Lancaster currently experiencing a snow storm, this is twice in 2 weeks now. A fine opportunity for further procrastination - go outside n have snowball fights! Yet, the jealousy from your latest capers and photos is now growing since 2 other friends are out in Thailand too, and keep posting b-e-a-utiful pictures having just been to visit "The Beach". Anyways, off to the libary - this is totally ridiculous, its a Sunday, what happened to watching 5 hours of Hlollyoaks followed by Joe Millionaire...?

Can't believe how quiet Durham is without you two hanging around. Bex recently watched Wedding Crashers and of course thought of you crashing that wedding. Hilarious!! Birthday celebrations went well you'll be pleased to hear, involving some of the teachers getting wheeled out for the occasion - a 55-yr-old called Wendy was to be spotted downing jugs of sangria and shots of sambuca - that's the spirit!! I however was the victim of a savage attack by a work colleague which involved being thrown off a chair and wrestled to the ground. Shortly after this vicious incident, my hair was set on fire by a cigarette - not the best!! Bowmy was quite calm for her and did not get into much mischief - really not her usual self. Bex has had a tres chic makeover and photo shoot by in what she claims is one of the country's leading top salons - by some dude called Rafael. A real treat. Can't wait to see the snapshots of Bexus mincing around pouting more like Posh not Bex! Geddit?!?! Okay. Hope your Half Moon Party was good - Bex says can you not make it to a full moon coz that'll be even better!! She also wants to know if that whiskey that you drank was called Sansong because it had the unfortunate side effect of sending her a bit "schizo" and aggressive apparently. Hilarious!!! Sounds like you had fun skinny dipping with your new amigos. Hope you get to meet up with Nina, what a treat a reunion all those miles away. Miss you loads, keep us entertained with your crazy stories!! Speak to you soon, love both of us xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

O My I just cant keep up. As im sure your having sleepless nights, A little up date on the finger. TO be honist, I dont really know, I havent looked at it - the shame is that i keep nearly fainting when its getting tended to by the weeeeeeeeee ladies in the hospital. So.......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX! HOPE YOU HAVE A BRILLIANT AND VERY DRUNKEN (OBVIOUSLY) BIRTHDAY AND ARENT TOO STRESSED RUNNING AROUNBD AFTER ALL THOSE LITTLE RUGRATS ALL DAY EVERYDAY! GET YOURSELF A TRIPLE VODKA AND REMEMBER TO POST ALL THE NIGHTS ANTICS! HAVE FUN HUN! XXX

Heya guys, just thought we'd say hiya. Sorry it's been ickle while.what can we say we've been so busy..hehehe.. whinning and dinning with the celebs. Katie served the entire cast of emmerdale including lee from hollyoaks who has recently changed crew (traitor to the oaks). Meanwhile bex has been boogying on down with OB of all people (sorry Jen Max was not there-but we did try and blag his number for you but was ot no avail!!). Also on small trip to london (Valentine's treat from Chate-can u believe it?!)....a small run in with sara cox at piccadilly tube station-hilarious! I (Katie) also recently served Kenzie from blazin squad!! Was a real treat-although was rather chubby, who'd have thought it?!! whilst at the comedy club the DJ guy from love actually made an appearance...also rather amusing!!! Bex has also recently offered Charity Dingle a sarnie in Leeds General Infirmary-surprisingly she accepted Bex's offer mentioning she was rather peckish!! Now who is jealous????? Take it the stars haven't been flocking your way! Still waiting to find your Leo? Was most disturbed by natalie's loss of finger but hear growth is being made at pace! Bex has just attempted spag bol...some real carnage caused in the kitchen, but the housemates kindly cleaned up!

Further advances on the Rudolph front...thanks to bowmy's drunken cupidness!! More drunken kisses (or as Bex has just put it tongues were tickled....ask yourself?). Katie would like to announce that his name is not actually rudolph...though the actual name will remain secret. Jen I've joined your club..he's only 19!

Anyway we better be going...no angels is calling...desperate housewives tomoro and footballer wives thurs...still jealous? However do think our new found celeb friends will be calling so we will no doubt miss them anyway!!! Keep enjoying yourselves, the site really is a treat!

Bex and Katie xxxxxxxx

ALREEEEET LASSES! wow that moon party sounded like a real affair. i have been getting told all these horror stories about thailand, people trying to put us off going but i really want to. what do you think? i went to london at the weekend, and bought graces book and also stayed in the 5 star marriot in canary wharf and the whole everton team were there, yumyum, hunky footballers everywhere!! it was a very eventful weekend altho i seem to be allergic to the soft water in london and have spent the last 4 days covered in rash and scratchin meself! i went to this mint club on saturday where i consumed amongst wine and midori and lemonades a few absinthes and aftershocks! luckily i had just eaten a huge steak which i reckon saved me from death from alchol that night! im off to walkabout for a shift in an hour, i really cant be arsed its pants on a weeknight.i started workin at scruffys last week too which was easy peasy as its so quiet. i dont think i currently have any goss for you but will keep u updated and yeah its the same girlfriend that ralphs marrying. take care girlies xxxx

yo yo yo me ladies... or should i say, with my nose in the air, hello peasants!!!!!!!!! Clearly the dress sense has gone out the window Jen - and in the fashion faux pas pic are u too tall for the shack??? lol!! Jokin aside, it looks like u're havin a mint time - luvin the cultured shots of buildings!!! keep the updates comin!!! On this side - i forgot to tell u that like lou i have also been mixin with the stars - Kemal from Big bro - (ok we were in the same restaurant!!!) Also forgot to mention that I am now permanently scarred after being thrown off podium in walkabout - was tryin to save lou from this vile boy - anyway a little (ok minute, bt it stil counts - SOB!!) scar has been sustained on the finga!!! ... err wot else?? Went to Grace's book launch - v good - so i guess u cud say i was mixin with anotha celeb!!! Im going to see sean paul tomo nite - which will prob b much to the disgust of both of you!!! Oh and by the way I am literally dying - av given up carbs for lent - im starving!!!!! Keep up the tans - i may av to get on the fake stuff since every1 is going away galavanting everywhere and im not!!! (sympathy please!!) tho may be visitin Zambia soon - so not too bad and mayb new york too - so i shud cheer up not so bad at all!!! As u can tell from the length of this I am a bored student on a sunday afternoon and clearly need to get myself down the pub, so on that note i'm off!!! ciao bella - av those tops been taken on the travels?? and ps - ace ventura!!! how cud u tell every1??? how rude!!!!!! lol!!

Kate, my little cherub! My full title, indeed, sound like some lord (you may now bow in front of me my child! that sounds a bit worrying!) anyway - where have you been, I was under the impression you were with Fi! Always travel in style my dear, although am so going to remove my own head from my backside, take only a few sets of clothes and rough it like a new age traveller. Im even preparing myself with a festival in June, 4 days, no bath/shower etc... Its going to be an ordeal, and Im probably going to throw a BF (aka b**** Fit! writing a letter to management, trying to ascertain as to why they ahve yet to install the showers and free toiletries I demanded - ha ha). Lots and lots Regards Paulx Fi - write more , I want all of your escapades! Im really nervous, about going, my dad thinks Im going to get raped by a group of lady boys, and my mum wants me to take a clinical mask to prevent bird flu infection (neurotic! me thinks so!) xx

P.S- apologies fi!!!! Paul Perry!!!! (always gets his full title!) Hey!! nice to hear your travelling in style :-) xxxx

Hey Guys!!!!
Fi- i cant believe some of photos you have on here!!! clearly you forget that vodka and cameras are bad combination!!! sounds like your having awesome time and cant wait to meet up!!! im being waved at frantically by a man behind the desk- think time may be up!!! just back from wahiti- gorgeous island off auckland in nz- working on my tan to rival you guys!!! cant wait to see you kisses kate xx ps clearly you will be at bar first!