Hey Bob and Nige, thought Id drop you a line via the board this time. Cannot believe the Ramsey tour - tad disappointing, sounded like they showed you the least interesting things possible - coffee shop roofs?? But I guess its a must and the pole dancing round the Ramsey Street sign certainly made up for it!!
Are you guys still planning to hire a camper van to tour Oz??Anna whom im travelling with at the moment spent 5 months in Oz so Ill have to enquire as to the places you should check out. Apparantly its dead easy to get jobs there, so if your short of cash you should take up banana picking, (or maybe not) Anna was saying that the working condtions were horrendous - being bitten by spiders and bugs, constantly covered in rats piss, being forced to stamp on baby rats (since they nest in the bunches) and worst of all being eaten alive by bed bugs. So maybe you should go easy on the spending, lol, Ive heard its real expensive there.
Thanks for the advice on Krabbi, Ive made a note of the beach and rock climbing place - might even learn a trick or two that will impress Ewart. I catch the bus in an hour and cant wait to hit the beach, its been a scoarcher of a day and the sea id definately called for.

Love and Miss you guys loads
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Ps. Mel, Alex and Bex have you been getting my emails as ive not heard anything from you and missing your latest going ons?? Hope your all well, Bowmie will give you my address if you dont have itxxx

hi fi, me again withmy mate taylor and em, luving da pics and website, the fan club is very successful and everyones jealous of ur amazing travels!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx for the postcard, its up on my pin board, and YESi could read the writing luv hayley xxxx

Hey guys Haven't wrote in a while! Got a job interview on tues so currently planning a bloody presentation on my day off! It's quite hard so i'll doubt i'll have a chance but may as well go for it! Sort of good timing actually. There are rumours that brown sugar might close - too many debts - big bouncer men that come round etc. I was told today that they had cancelled the insurance on the place! Good god! If i don't get paid on fri i'm outta there. Obviously i'd need to find a new job pronto, though that guy who gave me those diesel jeans as a tip keeps hounding me and wants me to work at Bertie - suppose it would be alrite for the time being. Got Grace's hen night this weekend - mint! Though as i've organised the thing i'll be worrying about her having a good time instead of enjoying it meself- though i suppose that's the main thing - her enjoying it that is! It's the wedding in 25 days - eeek! Bet you wish you were coming! Well, maybe not as you're sunning yourself in Australia!Btw - got the 2 postcards at work -thanks very much. Thanx for rubbing it in that i'm still stuck there! It's April now, so you've been away for nearly four months - nearly half way! Hope Ritson is behaving himself. Saw him te other night, which i'm sure he'll fill you in on. Have no idea what i sed to him, just remember him trying to make me get on the plane with him and come and visit you! I was a bit (!) merry! Miss you loads of course! Love Hog xxxxxx

Sorry about the essay!

Ladies, if your going to talk horse manure then at least make sure that one might believe that Harold is going to get lucky with an English brunette by being in the right city! Rubbish. Ive been to Freemantle! When thy was 11. Very memorable, storms that resorted to mother sleeping in the bath, hail stones the size of golf balls and I learnt the words to Dinah liner show us your legs not sure who was more embarrassed me or mother. So, see if you can top that! The birthday was extremely subdued. Rory was the during dinner entertainment much to els annoyance, ross escorted us the a tremendous karaoke bar where my singing would have been classed as pure talent, fortunately I felt I couldnt show up any of the screeching pros, who kept insisting that theyd never done this before and a sweaty semi naked man, kinda reminds me of those dancing sunflowers us crazy kids used to have back in the day. Me and ross deserted what was left of the party, not intentional they were to slow, on a mission of get to his pub before last orders at 3, need I say more that ross heaven. The theatre was amusing, although I think I found it slightly more amusing than others, I say this because there were a couple of occasions when I was near to wetting myself and already watering from the eyes and looked down the row to see everyone else rather straight faced. Ahh well. Yummily drank a spiced poo, several in fact must recommend. Then after much chat of the karaoke bar went back in search for the previous nights haunt. Much to my disappointment karaoke was only on Fridays GUTTED! However sweaty sunflower was there again, but simon and I did some thorough investigation and discovered it wasnt the same geeza, must have been a relly from the same delinquent family. I didnt have close encounters with Fridays child but Saturdays child was very insistent that we dance with him in the fashion of, if you can imagine, noddy head insurance dog (with legs) on a road with an abundance of potholes. Ging however seemed to take much pleasure in luring him in for a dance and then telling him where to go. Met the boyf! How nice is he! So I then had to get up at ridiculous oclock on the Sunday to get the Heathrow (was very disappointed when I got the hotel lobby to see there were plenty of people already up) to fly to Vienna with school and homie came too! Hurah! Dont really rate Vienna, but would maybe go back for a weekend, but we did go the opera, that was well good. Opera virgin no more and I did it in Vienna. O and just to keep you posted, finger is nearly healed but I look like ive had some kind of alien invasion as my finger apparently got fed up with me wearing bandages. If you look closely it kinda looks like mini frog spawns been injected under my skin. Love yas! x

Hi nomads!!!! Well am luvin the updates and am pleased to see updates on the pics front too!!! Though was really struggling to pick u 2 out.. even the George of the Jungle look-a-like was spotted before u 2!!! Infact Fi, I thought u were in the middle with sum bloke and his arms wrapped around you!!! Hilarious - I thought u'd pulled!!! Have either of u?? I also like the pic of wolfie, i think he's rather a cutie - ok that was lame!!! Anyway i'l email ya some of my latest news - that isn't for public viewing - lol!! ps - i'm loving the sound of 'paul perry' - i wanna meet him!!! take care in Perth and take spy pics of fitties!!! (i mean it's f'in freezing here so a sight of some oiled , tanned flesh would be nice!!! hmmm) xxx

Oh jesus - you are never going to believe this, but I arrived in Bangkok on the 15th of March, and went to various haunts, i.e. reclining buddha etc, standing, solid gold one etc... the day after you! We crossed paths. Also went to the Bacl moon party, haat salatt (or how ever you say it). So should have emailed whilst I was there, we could have met up! Gutted! Never mond though, had the best time in the world, went diving, relaxed in the sun, got pampered and sun burnt! although i am tanned, i feel more of a dirty colour than brown!. Got back yesterday, and sooooo want to go back! Desperate. Stayed at the Bangkok mariott, and then the royal meridien in Koh Samui, then visited Koh pang whatever, and Kao Tao, had the best time you guys, although the lady boy show in chaweng was a little disconcerting, as I was drunk, got pulled up on stage, parents aghast watching in the wings, and fornicated with a thia (fat) tranny, with a rather large dildo! not good, very amusing, till my thai whiskey buzz wore off the next morning, and a sank into embrassment! Oh dear, you would have wet yourself!! Cant believe i missed, you I have the same photos! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The bro has finally got himself down to notts for a night out at the infamous ocean!
just thought we'd give u a bit of legal advice which have discovered on thailand:
1. you must not leave your house if you have no underwear on
2. you must wear a shirt while driving a car
3. you may not step on any of the nation's currency
hope you find this useful!

hi fi, hope your well, your leg sounds poorly,any totty in Kao Tao, every one down here is fine- but it is freezing!!!!! speak 2 u again soon, now we r on broadband ( sorry we don,t know the email address yet)

Fi, you don't change!!!

Glad you're both having a fab time. I wish I had something to report, but I don't! Been doing the old 9-5, and while you two are swanning round in your 'kinis, I'm sat wrapped in a blanket typing this cos its flippin freezing here!

As its St Patrick's day over here, I'm missing uni all the more, and our annual all day piss up in honour (or so we said!) of Mangham's b-day.

Fi - you'll be glad to know Lisa's got into Newc Med School - without interview - as you can imagine, she's over the moon!

Anyway, I'll stop boring you with my nothingness!

Have fun

Neens xxx

Loving the fact that you're turning into a diving pro, i've been looking for a dive buddy all the way through uni (no way was i entering the north sea though), this means that you will have to accompany me on a diving trip to the Red Sea in the next few years.

Keep i up, i'm going to hit Zanzibaar for some diving, and then a few spots off Mozambique, not so sure about the sharks, bad experience with barracuda, and they're only 2 feet long! Keep having a wicked time, but don't run out of money before you hit the great barrier reef! I would say i'm jealous, but as on May I'll be out of doing good in Kenya and ripping up all Africa has to offer.

x

question-how come in all ur snaps you have different clothes on and the snaps are like adverts for accesorize!? i really need some packing tips and for you to tell me what type of clothes to take xx