1st April 06 - you are fools day! After a few too many shandies at the local Walkabout pub last night, Jenny was escorted into the local jail, stripped of her clothes and locked up for the night. This was only after the worst rendition ever of Kylie and Jasons 'especially for you' when she was deemed by the local cop shop as drunk and disorderly. error. Meanwhile after making mates with a group of truckers Fi decided it would be perfect to get a tattoo of Guns and Roses frontman Axel Rose engraved onto her backside-only to sorely (very sorely) regret it this morning. After breakfast Fi went to pay the $200 dollar fine to release Jenny, but was lucky enough to see counstable Stuart Parker in the station who offered her a caution in exchange for Fi to go on a date with Toadie. So tonight Fi and Toadie are heading to the Pier for a fish supper and then some dancing at the local working mens club disco-as the celebrities over here like to keep it low key. Jenny meanwhile is fuming as her love for Harold grows stronger everyday. Maybe if things go well this evening there will be no worries for a double date next time-will keep you informed!