Verwood, UK
"Here Ralph, come here Ralph you naughty boy, heel, tummy rubs, good boy"
Sadly it's not every day of the week that a tall blonde woman dressed in riding gear and flicking a whip in one hand addresses you in the language above so you can forgive me for being slightly slow off the mark in response. My momentary hesitation allowed my namesake, a 4 legged canine cross between a dingo and a Chihuahua to get in ahead of me for the promised attention. Oh well, may...