Bavarian Swabia, Germany
Fans of BBC Radio 4 (of which I know there is at least one of you) will be familiar with the comedy panel game, "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue" where, sometimes, contestants were asked to announce the names of guests at a themed gala dinner.
On the theme of German cities, we've come up with a few attendees:
"Ladies and Gentleman….introducing:
Mr & Mrs Baden, and their incontinent son, Wiesbaden
Mr & Mrs Bach and their homesick son, Offenbach
Mr...