Like Ham, I think you should both fly home. I will pay for your air fare for you both to go to Gillingham!
Alison
Don't know what that last message was all about but Mike's not lying about the barmaid in Big Brother. To be honest, we didn't recognise her from her initial photo which just had her face and had to trawl through the gallery to identify her more well known attributes. Anyway, are you bored yet and coming back to the wonderful world of yogurt? Go on, you know you want to! I know you'll be gutted to know that you're missing out on the group leaving do of this year, yep, we get to say goodbye to 5 people in on go! It's getting more and more like the Marie Celeste in here so there'll be plenty of room for you to come back to ;o)
S.o Alert
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Mike
Hello Mr. Parker. Just thought you might be interested in the following...Not sure if you remember the barmaid who used to be at the Swan? (Dark hair, MAAAHOOOOSIVE frontage??). Anyway, she's in the latest series of Big Brother! (Someone told me, I'm not watching - honest). Anyway, you can check all three of em on the website - HER KIDS WON'T STARVE!!!
Shiv
I am loving the Freddy Mercury look Kid! Which one gets the most response from the ladies? Big Hugs for both of you! xx
Kev The Pedant
You forgot the cough after 'Mother phucking Harden'. Hope that you enjoy Chiang Rai, Chiang Khong and the trip into Laos. Chiang Khong is where I got the 's*** into the fresh water tank off a boat' s***s, which I really hope that Kid gets!
O!
The Songster
This will not be of any relevance to anyone who reads it except Kevin.Face.Parker............ba ba ba baaaaa, mother phuking hardon.....ba ba ba baaaaa, mother phuking harden. Right, enough of that. I have a bird, 20, good rack and very friendly. We are doing lots of clubbing, TV watching and general housemate shenanigans. Miles still has 3 on the go but think his fav is a lady from Peking. her name is hong kong phuey San. Need to get my fuel pump fitted and then WIND UP THE BOOST. Reckon will have 300bhp when you get back, and obviously be a millionairre too. This time next year....sack her....this time next year.....sack her....la lal allalalalalalal.
Ham
I think you should both fly home and play footy with us this thursday, as we are well short on numbers! Fizz said he would pay your air fare!!! Had quality day at Sandown for Mon Bank hol races, although won f*** all!!
Kid
Seems like you all liked the pictures of me with the beard and then at various stages without it! I am still deciding on my new materpiece so watch this space!
Cheers
Kid 'Van Gogh' Stick Man
Mike
Kid, it's gotta be the Freddie Mercury look from now on (any chance you can get that bit of hair out of the crapper??). Figured it was about time somebody mentioned the mid-week Liverpool performance! If either of you could find an AC Milan fan over there, please gloat on my behalf. So far, the only one I could find was Pablo the Ice Cream man...got halfway through, and got my cadbury flake priveleges revoked.
Kids Old Man
Keep the growth on you faces guys it suits you.Ben ,dont like Robert Pires or Adolfs look,prefer Bill Byson (whoever he bloody well is) If you keep your facial hair, you can be called the oafs with the growth or the weirdys with beardys,ha ha hee hee ,i dont think so.
Neil
Bloody Typical Palace, throwing it away like that! Macca I knew that you would win, it was inevitable!
Ellie I know that you have now taken it to the next stage! A little birdie told me!
Dom get on that bike and become an olympic cyclist chunky boy!