tom martin an family alrite kieth happy birthday lad wot u doin for your birthday? wen u get back can u tell your mate dominic to stop callin me young martin he doesnt call me Tom or thomas he calles me young martin. i hope the rest of your trip is (as and mac would say) TREMENDOUS

tombo marto an family you alrite kiethbeen talkin to ya mate that works in my school dominic valante. you look like your avn a lot of fun it looks boss there. how long av u been away now, was u bottlein your self wen u first went down that zip wire bet u were. haha. me an family hope the rest of your trip is (as andy mac would say) FANTASTIC

hightown an duro all right mac just watched your video`s proper bo a tell the!!. looks like your avin the time of your life mate not missin much back ere except the carters is now a stringfellows i`ve won the lottery an duro is now called sandra (should see the rack on him), take it easy mac an see you soon.

Mandi Alright kid, hows going! Looks fantastic mate. Ya look like a right spider monkey in them trees! Just got back from kent. Away most of the time kid. Putting me house up for sale. Just sitting here empty. Anyway, hope ya having ball kid. Take care of ya self. Catch when i can! Sawatdii khrap!

Philsy Alright Mac, hope your neck is too bad after that blag backy you did! Must have hurt that kid! Have you shot any moos with a bazooka yet? Or done any chickens in with a Tower Hill Uzi? You've gotta do it mate..... Keep us posted kid Tony

Lisa & Andy Hiya Baby Brother, Hope you are well and safe? We miss you loads! Loved the videos especially the Dolly Hall type death slides!! We are putting the house up this week so hopefully it should be sold by the time you come home!!!! The party at John and Kaz's was fab, just wish you had been there. Mum and Kaz and Our Andy danced the legs off themselves. Where are you now? Still in Vietnam? Hope you're enjoying yourself and experiencing lots of culture!! But not too much beer. Are you travelling with the couple from Sa and the Canadian fella? That's all from me darling, love you, take care. Goooood morning Vietnam. This is not a test it's rock and roll!!!!! Alright mate, how's it going?? Hope you're having a laugh!!! Just to inform you of the mighty REDS!! In case you don't know. Battered Arsenal 4-1, battered PSV 0-3. And beat Reading 1-2 on saturday. Have you managed to see any games, or is it all elephants!! The photos and the videos are tremendous!! Take care La!! See you soon.

Jac, Kev n Jak Hi Keith, Photos and videos are brill, like Shaz I will b editin the 'fookin' words b 4 i show the kids. John and Kaz's address. 4, Murrayfield Drive, Willaston, Nantwich. Cheshire. CW5 6QE. Ours, 114 Newton Road, Great Barr, Birmingham. B43 6BS. It will be brill to get a postcard cheers mate! Take care Jac, Kev n Jak

Mac Hayes I thought your video clips were brilliant. was it scary in the jungle? it is easter in england. shall we send you some easter eggs? Kaz is having a party cos she is 40 now and we are all going. love you from mac

sharon Hiya mate, photos are brilliant but Jack wants to know "who shot the monkey" and Mac is reading all the bits about the photos, even the fookin words so I have to edit them! I'll send you some photos of the kids soon, everyone is asking about you and hopes your well. Miss you (sometimes), look after yourself and we'll speak to you soon

mummy hello darlin,how you doin?pictures are great but everything looks very poor,what was hanoi like was it still very french?keep yourself safe,hope you're happy,love you,miss you

mac Your photos are great, you are very stinkie. Why was that tiger so skinny? Does the slow boat go very slow? And does it pong along the mekong? Is King Kong in the Mekong? Was the waterfall very very high and was there any crocs in there while you were swimming? I've grew since you left, I'm 22 now and nearly six foot. I've left school and I'm working with me Dad. Email me soon and I'll send you some photos of us. We miss you very much, Ninna keeps crying so we have to make her laugh.

chopper alright scouse, looks like your having a really good time, i knew that you would love it keith. lets hope you make it out of laos, dont get stuck in one of them restuarants for a couple of weeks! went over to holland to watch the reds got back today, had a laugh apart from me getting nicked for drink driving scouse take it easy, will keep checking every few days.

john alright blurt, it makes a change for you to have a big, fat, smelly elephants head between your legs. dont be bringin kim back home in 2 weeks telling us you love her ya nob. wait til you get to oz and get yourself a nice greek ozzy bird with hairy pits and a muzzy. got a tattoo yet ? giz a bell when you get a chance mate and look after yourself.

kaz Hi Keith, LOVELY pictures, you look well. John watnt to come and join you, told him to book a flight at the end of the footie season. Please send a post card it would be nice to show everyone what your up to. Our Jackie went on your web site last night, she thought it looked great. Hope your havin a good time. E-mail you soon take care love Kaz xxx