Well we started 2012 as we meant to go on! A masive hangover- rough as toast in bed with mcdonalds and a pizza watching DVDs! Haha Orrible people! Ko Samui in general was full of pretty much the same thing, drinking buckets of jungle juice and eating s***e! We had some amazing nights out and met some great people! Keeface found the love of her life - well her love of Ko Samui ( she got hoes, hoes, in different area codes!! ) haha! And just as we were having an amazing time who turns up and spoils everything,,,,,, it's only stotty too hotty!! He rocks up a day early what a lovely suprise, with johnny (later renamed johnny 2 steps). So we celebrate in style with some Orrible vodka and the 7 eleven game, we then head out for some disco dancing!!
Next day we hire out a jeep and visit a c*** rock (don't ask) then have an amazing time zip wiring through the jungle! But not ur average zip wiring! This was zip wiring onto tree huts which rock in the breeze and our safety guide was a 10 year old boy who thought it was funny to let johnny go wen Kee hadnt yet got off, after a crash bang and a whollop Kee was left laughing but with a few bruises! We had a wicked couple of days with stotty and johnny and were very sad to say goodbye to them both :-( xxxx
So we were now off to kuala Lumpar, Malaysia! We are up early for a 6.30am pick up! We are waiting for the arranged mini van to pick us up, it's 07.10 and no sign so we check our ticket, which has been booked for the wrong day!! Problem is we have to get out of Thailand today as our visa runs out! After a lot of arguing with the hotel staff they eventually refund us the ticket price! Still a big problem we have a 24 hour journey to make with no transport!! There is only one boat we can catch to get off the island, which leaves at 8am it is now 7.35 and the dock is 30 mins away! The night staff of the hotel who was supposes to be clocking off, takes us to the dock. after praying to Dot and Jim we arrive at 08.10 aaaarrrggghh but wait.... The boat is still there! We run for it like 3 idiots, me and Kee try to stop the boat and Dean gets us a ticket! We make it! And bonus Dean blags it so we don't have to pay for a ticket! First leg of the journey complete! Only another 22hours of trying to get to Malaysia!
So after a lot of good luck we walk onto a bus to take us to the next stop where we change buses to get to Malaysia! Nobody asks us for our ticket,,, bonus, but by us getting on this bus this means other people can't fit on aaah well we say, we have a seat and each man for himself! An hour or so later we arrive at the next stop where they ask for our ticket!!!! after realising what we had done they don't let us board the next bus even though we offer to pay the full fare! Instead they send us bk to the dock! Karma is a b****!!!!
We convince the mini bus driver to drop us at a station where we can get to our next port of call, he kindly does it and we get a bus 5 hours to the main town where we can get the train to Kuala Lumpar! We arrive at 18.50 to be told the only train is at 3am!!!! Which means we can't get out of Thailand today which means we will get a fine as our visa runs out!!! Just as we are giving up hope, out of nowhere a beautiful amazing fantastic Thai man shouts to us that there's a bus leaving in 10 minutes to KL! Is this too good to be true? Nope we very flukely hop on our bus in time to cross the Thai boarder and to take us straight to kuala Lumpar! Easy does it!