Got into dubes airport just past midnight...biggest city! Plus airport..couldnt see from one end to the other. Didnt have any emirati dirhams and was too scared to bust out my card to take adv of the zero tax situation...although some swatch watches tested me for a milisecond.

Enjoyed a homemade, wholemeal cheese sandwich during my 3 hours in dubez. THANKS TEZ!...then set off to BEIJING for another filthily massive journey. Met some more cats from trent on the flight..liz then later karho and sen who'd blates both been raping the free bar on the previous flight...VODKA SCENTED.