PAST DAYS! in PERTH

Hmmmmm was banned from the one gay bar in Perth, hahahaha, they were happy to serve me several rounds of drinks before telling me i needed ID, joke, so i said i'd finish my beer and go, they didnt like that so i walked out with my beer, tasha managed to sneak hers out so when the UMF of a door woman took my beer, Tasha passed me hers, so i showed them as i casually jogged off with it, much to everyone's amusement as to the slow plodding of the oversized motha "chasing" - needless to say, Tasha Charli Midgie and I were banned - apparently for only 24hours, they need the custom, hahahaha, anyways.

Waved Tasha n Charli off, Friday night, they are off to Adelaide first. then headed over to the one gay club... this place is fanctastic. Partied til about 1am, then i nipped over to the crew's hotel to get my camera, but had to wait til 4am when the rest of the gang finished taking down the stage etc, so chilled with Tony Mark n TBG. Went back to the club and partied til 6am close.

Midgie's sister's car had been clamped, lol, and there was 7 of us getting in it , so waited for it to be unclamped, chantel went in the boot and midgie laid across our knees in the back, went to Rose's, one of several girls we met that night. Had plums bananas chips and tomatoes, lol. dont ask.

Chilled in the sun then back to Midgies.

They have ready set up barbeque plates set up all over the place. went to the beach and had a bbq, played "cricket" with suzanne (friend of midgies) kids, headed back where i crashed out.... think jet lag is hitting.

Sunday : Went to the zoo, f***ing fantastic, there is a section where some animals are just hopping about... obviously that means kangaroos, it started pissing it down and one roo just hopped right under the shelter with us and had its pic taken with me, was lovely. Saw the gorgeous orang-utans, and Midgie bought me a lil orang-utan cuddly toy. Thanks honey.

PERTH TO MELBOURNE....