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Gay count is now up to: 12 confirmed queers (and many more supects). 5 in one night is my new personal best but it really annoys me now; they pretend they're not gay to get my number and then keep ringing me (the latest has rung twice whilst writing this). Tomorrow I will look for an 'I <3 WOMEN' tshirt to try and keep the queers at bay. Any other suggestions more than welcome. Honestly I need help.
Yesterday I went to el alemein in the evening having been told that it is a 'city'. I was dumped from a microbus in a dusty desert village which turned out to have no hotels. After an hour of walking with all my bags I finally find a bus to take me to the nearest hotel 7km away which I found to be a 3000 room 5 star hotel complex with a Marina full of luxury yachts and a price of £875 per night (I was paying £25 in Cairo). This is when I met a very kind guy (not gay) called ibrahim who offered me his house to sleep in. After walking around the hotel taking pictures of me on jet skis, looking at yachts and beating ibrahim and his friends at table football and playstation, I ended up sleeping in an office for £30 including unlimited tea and breakfast while ibrahim did his night shift. Then I went to the el alamein museum (battle of el alamein 1942, WWII) which is basically in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by baron desert, but very interesting. Realising there is nothing else to do there I returned to Alex.
Other things have also happened but I forget when. I've been to the library and museums, seen the citadel and some old forts that protected the ancient city. Car drove into my leg (turned into a side street without looking) but it's fine because he said sorry. Also someone called me Justin beiber which was a nasty surprise.
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