Oh no you aren't.

This blog needs more dancing flamingos. Also, suze needs to be fired out of a catapult into the sea.

BOO-URNS! BOO-URNS!

ps if suzes parents read this im so sorry, i am actually a nice person :op

wow you cant f***ing swearon this s***ty little b****** ass crack site, how f***ing f***ed up the f***ing ass is that

alright f*** face :op

 i like how i got mentioned twice in that blog, theres the love right there my friend ;) sounds like ur having a pretty awesome time, sounds alot like fiji with the lack of white people too, knew you would have a great time though and am so glad you are :D

ive just arrived in LA today after a grueling 10 hour flight which sucked so much ass but the family im staying with are wicked and LA seems pretty cool, v. different to fiji but hopefully we are going to universal studios later in the week so all is good in the hood :) sucker

anyway e mail ME back with a proper e mail seen as you obviously love me the most :op

missing you lover, we shall swap crazy stories upon your return to smelly old britain (my return is fast approaching in a week and 5 days,booooo)

lots of love of a sexual nature

mazda xxxx 

haha you cant write rude things on here. busted :p

what shaky start? laura snitch needs to know these things to snitch onto everyone else. my feet hurt, i've walked far frigging ages today and now i have to write a freaking studio script because my studio group are mostly lazy pieces of s***e.