In the past 48 hours I have been offered both mushrooms and weed a grand total of 1 billion times, I kid you not. Everywhere you go in Kuta, the main tourist trap of Bali you'll be offered transport, drugs and sex. One hell of a place. Obviously I've declined everytime and even play about with these drug peddling money fiends. Nothing like a good bit of banter. Despite the debochery of balinese life, the beaches are both pefect and surftastic. Going down to Ulw...

I'm about 70% sure I'm in a place in Malaysia called Penang.... still... who knows, this is just a transport hub on the way down to Singapore. At the moment I am 2/3 of the way through a 34 hour journey from Ko Tao down there. Being truly honest I stink to high hell and am about to go and deodrant shower in about 7 malaysian ringott's worth of the stuff. Leaving Ko Tao was quite possibly one of the hardest things I've had to do, yes thats right, harder than put...

I'm finding difficulty starting this blog.. I'm currently on Ko Tao which is this beautiful, absolutely stunning island. Have you ever been to somewhere you genuinely believe to be paradise, well I have now. I came out of curiousity and really I could stay forever. Of course paradise is paradise until you have to leave, then it becomes hell - some sort of temptuous unescapable hell. I enrolled on a open water diving course and it quite possibly one of the most am...

Have you ever been licked by a ladyboy? Good, then don't! Honestly it is one of the most god awful things I have ever experienced. Whilst out celebrating St. Patricks Day ( a belated merry St.Patricks day to all my irish hombres out there) I was asked to pose for a photo with some very suspect thai ladies.... I don't think i'll ever feel the same again. Positively disgusting. Since i last blogged I have been just about all over southern Thailand. Getting a ferr...

Bus Bus friggin' Bus, the last few days have all been about getting from A to B and I have to tell you... as delightful as Thailand travel is, it can get boring after a while. Sleeping is near impossible so if you don't have an hombre to snuggle up with it can get kind of lame. The past few days I actually managed to leave both Pai and Chiang Mai - two absolutely amazing places; and now I'm just waiting for another bus in Bangkok to take me down to Champun where ...