Miss Loftus et.al Hey Boys! Stuart finally tracked me down after all these months of hiding. how are you all? good photos, why's there only one of us?! dissapointing! are you all home now? We are in thailand at the mo but its india on friday. anyway what's your email address? good to hear from you, ahh the memories... mainly of cross dressing weirdos! see ya! Lia (and claire, helen and louise.. the Last Resort!) x

cross dressers and undereaters talent agency During my day to day duties of finding rare and interesting new talents on the internet i feel i have stumbled accross the most remarkeable trio since bill, ben and weed! Now i guess that you all have no prior arrangments over the x-mass period so i am excitted to offer you a once in a life time opportunity.................................. to be the headliners of the star studied all acting, singing, dancing,pantomine THINDERELLA AND THE TWO UGLY SISTERS! (costumes must be provided by cast - black binliners optional) i have full confidence that you will all jump at the chance as i have it on good authority that you will do anything for a bit of money! R.S.V.P A.S.A.P , Yours Faitfully Estelle x

Greeting from Linda Huett, President & CEO of Weight Watchers International, Inc. Congratulations to Matthew "Love Handles" Drayton - who has won our Slimmer of the Year competition. Matt has slimmed down from his fuller 9stone 6lbs figure to just 7stones. At Weight Watchers we believe that healthy, long-term weight loss is within everyone's reach and is easier if you follow Matt's inspirational example which he has achieved in the face of adversity or as their "friends" call them Daniele and Stuart. I am also aware that by public demand the "Save Matt Campaign" was launched during the world tour but Matt has concentrated all his efforts and hopes to return home and slip into a 24inch waist trouser - we applaud you (or should he like to continue his cross dressing antics he should shop in "Slim and Slender" for a size 4 - while the other 2 should try "Big Burther's"). We are also glad to announce Matthew will be publishing his travel log guide to dieting "Around the World in 80 Calories" in early October, followed by his autobiography "A Moment on the Lips = A Life Time on the Hips". Rumours are also abound in the literacy world that Dan and Stu have signed deals for their own story to be serialised in the News of the World - "Big is Beautiful - Round and Proud" but the ladies were unavailable for comment.

Auntie Pauline Thank you Stuart for keeping us posted on the website. Let us know how the 3 Inca Trial Men survived their 4 day trip! Good to see some photos of different types of birds! Makes a change from the thick maycup species and black plastic bag ones! Have you boys ever tried the feathered look....! Looking forward to seeing you all soon. Have a great night in Cuzco (thats if you do not all fall in Lake Titicaca, Peru) and enjoy your last night in Lima. How do we all celebrate your return - well we know you are all broke!!!!!

stupot Hi all, just to let you know we are off on the Inca Trail for the next four days which should be amazing, and after that we will be in our last week, come on everybody arrrrrrr... Well what a start to the season for chelsea, 1-0 against the humble Man Utd huge LOL but the other results were really quite boring except Arsenal of cause, we are well looking forward to getting home and being able to watch it at normal times. Come on you Blues. Oh and did anyone here my shout out on capital the other day it was quite late on Wednesday, it was quite funny hearing it out in Peru, technology ay.... Well if we dont get eaten by the local we will see you soon. Keep it real dudes and dudets

Kim Hope you enjoy the Inca Trail. I am a bit concerned that the Campaign for feeding up Matt has gone a bit quiet - I would have thought that this could be the time when he needs to have a lot of energy. Stuart stop pinching all Matt's food!! Take care. Love you loads xxxxx

Mark Williams Howdy, I´m Mark Williams, the world famous Snooker player.......I met the boys in Buenos Aires, while on my world tour of Riley´s Snooker Halls. The tour is for charity, which until the other day I hadnt decided where the money should go to, as there are so many such as Help the Aged, RSPCA and WWF etc. However upon meeting Matt Drayton and seeing his very under nutritioned pencil like frame of a body, I have decided to join both Bob Geldoff and Dr Hilary Jones in raising the awareness of Matts plight. I would like to donate some signed photos and a signed cus which can be raffled off to raise funds for the 'Save Matt' Campaign.

auntie linda HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOY OR {GIRL}.I HAVE BROUGHT MY LITTLE PINK PONY..........THE WITCH OF WARWICK......BYE BYE ...PS THANKYOU FOR THE POSTCARD............

Stu Look out world, Carissma are taking off in Buenos Aires, and ready to storm the UK in a month, with me as there producer and Pistol Peter as their manager no one can stop us. The group try to sing Indy come crap, and with their looks no one can stop us. The fab 4

Auntie Pauline Come on Stu you are my only hope! I have had no news since you have been in Argentina only that money is getting thin on the ground!!! I know it is the last leg of your fantastic trip but do not let the side down now. Let us know what has been happening in BA besides a football match! Oh! do not tell me that you have all been attending Tango Lessons!!!! Latino dancing no less.....! How's your spanish!!

Stuy Hello everybody, this really only applies to the boys really and Gary Dixon, we are going to be inArgy Bargy for the Copa America Final, and if you dont no the Argies are in the final against Brazil so tomorrow should be a good laugh, i think we are going to Hooters to watch or something. Oh and we just saw a riot to get into a club to night which was quite funny. BA rocks p.s we are also going to the Boca Juniors Stadium soon as well. Hope you are enjoying England LOL

topshop personnel department hi ya - danielle, mary and sue, while searching the globe for new fashions, styles and ladies wear i was fortunate enough to stumble across your website. i have seen an array of pictures, styles and daring risque' outfits that london and the rest of england have yet to experience. so i am taking this oppurtunity to offer you jobs in any of our stores as fashion clerks to promote our new range of travel wear. danielle i would like you to model our mid range size clothing for the plus size lady and mary you would promote our size 4-6 range for the bullimic and under eaters. as sue is a rather large lady and would put our customers off you will work in the back out of sight. i know you will all need jobs when you get back and am happy to offer a 20K per annum salary plus benefits of free ladies clothing. PLEASE NOTE: we are an equal oppurtunites employer and are happy to offer jobs to cross dressers such as yourselves. many thanks.

jackie ROCKY brown hey you mad english lads, what happened in melbourne, we never caught up!!!! oh well, you get that!!! sounds like you have been having a mad time on the rest of your journey, which is absolutely fantastic. you all will hate it when you have to return to the real world again. one day i will write that poem matty, i promise... i still have the paper that you wrote all your little quotes on so maybe i should just get to it and write it hey!!! well guys, i must get back to work, cos as usual i am not doing much other thatn entertaining myself on the computer!!! look after yourselves, have fun and keep shining hey. love you all, miss jackie brown xxxxxxxx

Minda I always thought you was a girl!!!

Marrel Hello Miss Chilie, you sound lovely, unfortunatly I'm London so I can't meet up for some enjoyment. But a word of warning first about the boys in Chilie, i think you should think twice before squeezing in two bed with those Rick Wolla look alikes.