alright buddie!
Now, im not going to do the whole i miss you spiel im far too manly for that. I am in fact going to raise a much more important issue. Now i understand that this page is observed by your nearest and dearest and that includes your mother so i shall encode your new assignment.
You must make quagmire proud of you in every respect, in every country you go to. If you do not complete this, you will not be allowed home.
gods speed.
james

Right Im guessing Jenny?? If not it must be Kate , accually could be issy... Arite gay boy lol which is it???
> I think im going there K8+ doing a three day diving course there!! Shld be FAT as they say!! Hows exam stuff going+ when is yr first 1?? Gd luck with it!!
> Course yr missing me louise its only natural ;-) !! Prayed for u in sum bad ass temple!! Hope it went ok for u as i guess you've done it by now~~! People are just really friendly not every one, but alot of people are!! lol the guy who owns my hotel has been drink with me in the evenings!! Last nite I asked him if he could help me wiv my air conditioning, and when we got up stairs he pulls a gun out of his pants and im like errr he goes, any 1 gives u hastle you talk to me yeah, particullarly those tu-tu drivers!!!

> Sent Caro my love + u can tell her ive tried giant frog, grubs, crickets and about 10 differrent fruits but i have yet to track down any guinea pigs thou I hear its a speacialty in chilie!!!

> Only saw three ladie boys in Bangkok son.. bleak! ill think of u while yr washing cars! Particullarly next week when ill be in southen thailand where apparently its 40 degree's or so mmm. james back down from uni yet??

>The city im in at the moment is infested with stray dogs!!!! WTF be sure ill inform when im sure im in hotter weather than u!!! How fair your spanish friends?

> When Owen is rich enough im taking up travelling as a full time proffesion!! Lovely to hear from u piggy how fairs the BBC?? Jungle was wicked + How r the parents??

All my love to every one cant say Id like to come home but be ashored I miss u all Stu xxx
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Hello chap,
I'm here at your rentals' house (enjoying their hospitality in your absence). I like a good rainy english spring as much as the next person but even I feel a little envious of you dancing with elephants in the rainforest, or whatever you're up to at the moment. Ah well, I'll just have to invest in The Jungle Book on dvd until Owen is rich enough to pay for me to travel the world.
Lots of love and do hand out my phone number if you feel it's appropriate,
Pig x

Stuart-just don't go near any dogs(or monkeys) with foaming mouths ok?jajajajaja Hope all is good-starting to get very jealous-although unlike canterbury it is already summer here :P Anyway look after yourself..................................................................

GET SOME PICS OF THE TOTTI SON (layydie boys ) ;) your pal ben (HEART&LOVE) <3

aww u look so cute in all ur pics <3 (HEART) GET SOME OF THE TOTTI SON ( laydiie boys ) ;)

finally found ur goddam page!
sounds like ur having a 'banging' time stuey. Its been raining , grey and generally horrible as usual here. Just think while im washing dirty cars and the like ur off on elephant back bambooing down waterfalls.Cherish it!! wish i was there wit you , fancy some of that tai food myself. Anyways keep blogging us up biatch. lots of love ur buddy ben xXx ;0

Wooky! Hope your having a wicked time. Looks all good to me. Am mucho jealous. Everyone here sends their love espically Caro who reminds you not to eat any guinea pigs on your traveels. Am off to France in a week and after that a summer of slogging awaits me :(
Much love and admonitions to spend all your money. Brotherly hugs x

i miss u loads stuart! im seriously green. i thought id give u an update of all the exciting things going on: its raining, its wet. So seriously people just invite you into their house? without intent on robbing you? crazy. how is the beard working for u, do all the travellers have one? ud better post again soon, i like hearing ur antics! love louise xxxxxxxx (boohoo i have an exam tomorrow- pray for me in a beautiful temple)

hey stu, iv been reading other peoples journey things and apparently koh samui is really good for drinking, partying and sunbathing so if u fancy giving th culture a miss for a bit id say u shd head there cos the foam party looks pretty fun!
kate xxxxxxxx

nope you got it wrong, it is not the molester, hahahahahaha, keeo guessing
hope your good ana havent got malaria
go into an internet cafe soon if possible and tell us all about it cos it is a good distraction from revision
xxxxxxx

SEnd the Pheob my Love!! How is every one?