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Not sure how im supoposed to keep up with this all but keep it coming cos it makes my day to hear from u all! ++ Who the hell is Mike I only know 1 mike hhhmmm?? - Blatently zack??

Any ways its gd to hear from u dad Ill have to try and phone home when your in which is tricky cos in thai time 9 at night is 5 in the morning!! But thank you for sorting my taxes for me!! Im surprized to hear uncle andrew has got 1 up but then u have to remember he has 4 days a week to practise!! ps. I dont know what yr worried about with girls you know I find girls disgusting and boring and am quite shy really!!

I hope every one can understand my journal was reading my last 1 and I think i find some of it hard to under stand!!

Hey Stu,
Looks like your having a good time. I have to say growing the beard was a great move breakfast will last all day and if you get lost without any money you could always shave it off and sell it for wigs. Sorry, but it just comes to me.
Hope your having a good time I'll keep reading.

seriously who is that mike agenda guy that posted u a message?! he sounds a bit strange - no offence if hes reading this! how r u anyway stu? im so jealous of u - im at home revising and ur on an elephant, at least th rain u get is tropical, ours is just crap, u need to start sending stuff home so we can take ur DNA off of it and clone another Stuart Ross because were all missing you and ur really long phone calls, James mission may be for you to become Quagmire but my mission for you may help you to become Quagmire , i want you to become a master in th knowledge of Thai cooking, you cd woo th ladies as cooking is a way to a womens heart. carry on having an amazing time and dont miss us to much :P Kate xxxxxxxxx

Dear Stueyboy,
Missing you a lot here, although I can now get on the web. Seems like you are having a damn good time. I told Auntie P. so she says that she is meeting up with you in Singapore, hope that this is OK. Just returned from golf with Uncle Andrew, and got hammered by him, mind you I am not surprised, caught him practising in the garden when I arrived. ( Not the thing eh ?) I received the P45 from Wetherspoons on Saturday, but we need the P60 because this only shows the earnings for this year. I will give them a ring tomorrow if I can remember, (which is unlikely). I put £100 into your account, first payment of 4. Now remember to look after yourself, keep away from the dirty water, and women of all kinds.
Lots of love, DAD x

JACKPOT

Missing u stu!!xxxxx

HOT STUFF

STUUUUUEYYY how r u wise man?omg just looked at your photos am so jealous looks so much fun! we've finally finished school weirdest feeling ever managed to pub crawl around canterland about 35 pubs tho quite suprised i didnt pass out! am missing u lots n lots, u still havent quite got to the cast away bearded look but its getting there,its so gud to hear everything ur doing i want to be there! can i ask u small favour or rather a big one, please can u bring bak the elephant for me :-)love jennyxxxxxxxxx

stuart i have seen your photos and i would like you to be my ladyboy

stuart my baby, looks wikid what uve been doing! sounds silly but i got all teary today, weve had out leavers day at school and i was missing u lots and lots. im so very sad! haha it is so like u to jump into a river with ur only shoes. hows the bag doing? it is so small, but im almost proud of ur crazy confidence in the bag. can mike agenda please identify themselves? i used to have a boyfriend with that name..

keep updating us stuart cos we all miss you and need your blog to avoid revision! xxxxx love u loads

dear me ben you make no sense xxxxxxxxxxxxx