Today we were booked onto a 4x4 safari trip around Koh Samui! We got picked up from our hotel at 8am then the 4x4 went on to pick up then rest of the patrons! The last to get on were 6 c#*ts from Kazakhstan! Honestly Borac made that country more appealing to go to than these f@ckers! Sorry for my French but I have never met a more annoying or obnoxious bunch of people in my life! It was just me, Anna and 3 lovely people from Lithuania and these f@ckers! However t...

We are staying in Bo Phut which is a area in the north of the island and is pretty dead! I think it's more a honeymoon type destination as it's full of posh resorts. A few people have asked if we are on our honeymoon! Both of us answer quickly - 'NO WAY!!!' Probably a little too enthusiastically but the truth is we have just spent every waking minute with each other for the last 16 days and are trying not to murder each other! Actually a few times recently iv fou...

We leave our hostel in Phi Phi at 7am in the pissing rain to go catch a ferry to Krabi and the start of 12 hours of travelling! After the ferry arrives in the east side of Krabi we get a minibus to the bus station then a bus to the ferry port on the west side of Krabi then another ferry to Koh Samui then minibus to new digs! This travelling gig would be good without all the em.......travelling! Hey it beats the s*** out of working I suppose! Transportation count:...

Well we've not really been out the room for a day due to Anna's hangover from the other night so decide to book a boat trip to Maya bay where the beach with DiCaprio was filmed! We rocket up to the tourist office and along with 15 or so others we are told to follow which I can only describe as what looks like a homeless man. We follow him to the beach expecting a speedboat or small ferry especially with our 15 person strong group but no its a local fishing boat!!...

Bumped into another Scottish couple near the beach that we met briefly in Phuket and arranged to go out for a few drinks..........big mistake! After meeting them in a bar on the beach and consuming copious amounts of alcohol we moved on to an Irish bar near our hostel. A while later after having not seen Anna for a bit i went back to our hostel in search of her and found her on all fours in the shower spewing for Britain! I held her hair back and rubbed her back ...