I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't have been for that pesky hurricane and them damn kids. Stuck in Washington for at least another hour as New York has been hit by the hurricane.

Arrived in Washington, flew round the hurricane, all is good. Just met Barry (Pres. Obama to you lot) told him my tip on cleaning up the oil slick. Use baby seals and sea birds. Saw it on a documentary once, they soak up oil real good. Barry thanked me and invited me back to a White house or something like that but I needed to catch the 5.30pm flight (10.30uk) to New York.