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This Is Sessions........The Beginning of the Road
Wow the first blog post, I know the travels haven't begun yet, however I have exams approaching and need to find new methods of procrastination!
Basically a bit of background on the trip, the main characters are:
Samuel Benjamin Howe
- Brighton and Hove Albion manager
- Can't make fajitas to save his life
- Glory hunting Chelsea fan
- Can sew really well
Darran "Mancini" Wood
- Failed Sunderland and Getafe manager
- Failed gambler
- Failed English student
- Facebook status' that require IQ levels of 150+ to be understood
Steven "Princess" Jones
- King of Mexican food
- Mr. Norwich City
- Star left-back/left-winger of intramural football
- Reads The Economist
- Likes Nik Naks
- All in all, one of the most energetic and intelligent people you could ever meet
Along with this the supporting cast will consist of John-Smith Andrew (likes sheepdogs), Burfordinhos (likes fanny), Pete Sellars (likes sausages) and James Burton (likes Sam Howe).
Act 1, Scene 1
The "official" trip will begin on the 14th June, however much banterous things will be happening before then that need to be mentioned. Firstly Sam Howe (pictured) was planning on working in Bangkok, however this appears to be no more due to irate "red shirters" protesting at Park Ji-Sung's omission from recent Man Utd teams, thus resulting in government crackdowns, curfews, killings and general death all around central Bangkok. This has meant that poor Sam has poo'd his pants at the thought of living somewhere even remotely interesting (see Gosport), with Steven Jones seemingly unworried by the unfolding events, "it will be jokes," said a spokesman.
Before the official trip gets underway there are certain things such as exams, summerball, Darran Wood's jabs and Steven Jones' testimonial football match, taking place in God's own city of Liverpool. Tomorrow Sam is going to apply for a visa, something which Steven and Darran can't be bothered to do, and then make sausage and mash with James Burton because "cooking together is so much more fun," the more this goes on the more I think that it should be Burton sharing that double bed with Sam in Bangkok!
Signed,
Norbert Simko
Official Reporter of Thailand Sessions 2010
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