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Steffiy and Al's Adventures...
Newcastle, UK
So if you\'ve stumbled across this I shall explain. Me and stef live together, party together and then decide together that we really don\'t need to drink vodka redbull next time we go out.. Our other housemate James is b*****ing off to the other side of the world this week for three months..and we\'re concerned he might miss the madness of the house..so we thought we\'d make a journal for him (and all of other friends) so they can live our adventures.
more importantly...we\'re getting old and forgetful and we wanted somewhere we can look back and say oh my god i forgot about that night!
Anyway, so from my point of view - I shall recap the last week... I\'ve been on a break from uni and stef has been on half term, which generally means madness.
I went out with David on Saturday to the Powerhouse and got verily drunk and danced like a faghag on redbull...I then repeated this performance on Monday (bank holiday) which culminated in david carrying a breeze block into his kitchen and arranging the ten samosas he made Dan buy from Magic Flame (superior take away establishment) around said breeze block. He also renamed vegetable samosas :Mariah Samosas. For reasons only known to him as its a mystery to everyone else.
I slept for a few days until young Steffiy got back from home. Thursday dawned and full on party party madness started..
Thursday night - Steffiy was out her friend Stacey down on the Quayside (a foreign area of town..has mystical properties - we are concerned that we may have to sell our belongings to get back from there and as such always pack extra lip gloss)..I went out to gay town with Dan and some of his lady friends (who randomly were wearing no knickers - Filth!).. Steffiy was verily drunk when we met around 11 and was considering going to Stone Love at Digital. This is unchartered territory for Steffiy..but in the alcohol haze we decided we wanted familiarity and cheesy music so we skipped off to Powerhouse.. via Switch where they played a deeper shade of blue and Steffiy and I got more than a little excited! I stole a afro wig and discovered a \"cocktail\" of bud and red wkd. It truely is as disgusting as it sounds. So i had three..the night drew on and whilst I was chatting about inane things steffiy was shaking it out on the dance floor..
After that the remainder of the evening is hazy, I need Steffiy to fill in, but I do know I stayed two hours with Dan in Magic Flame (aforementioned superior fast food establishment) and a boy we met in Powerhouse who decided he was taking me to the cinema on Wednesday (we shall see)
I know Stef left about 2, I got home about 6...
In time for some shopping madness in town where I thought I could buy Fenwicks... But i think that was probably due to the fact Steffiy wanted to sniff the new Givenchy perfume..but in the process we sniffed twenty odd and we both got quite giddy and random.. I think its the fashionista way of solvent abuse.. We must have been very random ebcause I spent fifty quid to get a \"free\" bag.
We were meant to meet Ruth (our old housemate and soon to be returning housemate) and her sis, but there was a slight altercation with the car in front of Ruth sisters when coming up (not her fault I hasten to add)...I was set to go meet the Straight boys in Jesmond...but I was informed this was unacceptable behaviour and result in a severe loss of house points (steffiy will explain later). So Ruth picked Steffiy and I up and took her over to hers where she made us dinner (pizza and garlic bread mmmmm) and we drank pikey diesel..before going out..to Powerhouse again! But this time we had a breif foray into the straight world of Boom (fabulous 90\'s bar where Steffiy proved she really is scarily good at 90\'s dance music) and Reflex (where I went a bit chicken oriental buying shots and steffiy did a forward roll on the sofa). James and Jones had come to join us, so Ruth Craig James Jones Steffiy and me trotted off to the Powerhouse... relieving the famous OLIVER! moment en route (again Steffiy needs to explain)
And from entering the powerhouse I actually think I sold my soul to the devil and I am refusing to speak any mroe about the night on my part. Except to say I spent fifty quid on booze, got to sleep around midday and can safely say that if you ask for a \"cocktail\" in powerhouse, don\'t believe them when they say its nice. I didn\'t see the gang for the entire night because Iw as mincing with Dan and Scott (boy from Thurs Night who is taking me to the cinema)
I slept all afternoon on Saturday...whilst Steffiy and James went and had a fancy day in Durham. When I got up at 8.30 (pm) Steffiy had already had a bottle of Pinot Grigio.. and quickly passed some onto me. We ate pizza and discussed potential night out that evening.. Unknown to me I \'pinky swore\' with Steffiy that I would.. I was dying already but pinky swear is a promise not to go back on, and is the ultimate in promises..so at 11:45 after much dragging of my heels..we got a taxi for another night out...
Not sure what we were thinking but we hit the vodka redbull in engima and carried the trend thru to Worldies, where I was contending with a caffiene overdose and the alcohol sweats from the gallons of alcohol I had consumed in the previous 48 hours. It wasa mega night of dancing and shaking it out...
and here I shall leave the story for Steffiy to finish, and add her bits..but some highlights were:
\"binge drinking....and flags....eee what will they think of next\"
\"i really want you to have this...\"
\"Pinot Cheddar, Grigio Waffle...\"
over and out
Al xxxx
Number of nights out this week: 5
Number of hangovers: 3
Number of units: I\'d say 200. easily.
Number of times I\'ve said I\'m never doing that again and meant it: 0
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