Get a life Malc

I notice from your blog that Justin is still stinking - MAY i SUGGEST a mix of bicarb lemon juice and vinegar to remove the offensive odour. I have always found this to be a reliable remedy.

Breakfast at the Fairways travel lodge in Inverness asking for details of you guys. Seems they had trouble yesterday as all electronic key pads were thrown out of synch by some idiots heart monitor and no-one could get into their rooms! You guys were lucky to have missed it!

WICKED night in Daviot! and then to be rewarded with pictures of lycra and pots of bottie lub? Its all too much for a girl.

At last we can try to get on track, providing no more hunky distractions like Stevie. We are trying to plot the same route as you from the blogs, aiming for the Argylle Hotel, although anything could change. Where are you guys staying - are we getting close?

We want to see more pics of you guys on the BIKES!! in ACTION!!.... or is this just a hoax...??!!

K x

More of the lycra please. Well done to all. Enjoying the Blog.
Love
Denese

HI DAD HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN KIM HAS HELPED ME DO MESAGES AND MUM HAS SHOWN ME THE MAP YOU ARE A LONG WAY AWAY

I HAVE BEEN EATIING CHOCOLATE CAKE ARE YOU JELOUS?

LOVE GRACIEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

OOOOH! wOULD YOU MIND TOO MUCH TONGEY?

Reckon that Headmaster story is a winder Lindsay - sounds like a character from the beano to me

You can always get in touch with the lads from Daviot - we could do with a bit of fun around here

Ok babe I forgive you - feeling more charitable now the hangover has cleared. I understand temptation!

Me and the girls visited the Kyle of Tongue on our way south because it reminded me of you!

Can you tell us who the Headmaster is? Oh please tell us its the hunky thrustin Justin??? Wish we could have taken the punishment for you Adrian!

Where are the gonad details - we can't find them.

Have decided to stop off at the Glenmorangie Distillery - then on to catch the monster at Ness. Please hang on at the next stop for us - Dee has a massive crush on Mr Corleone and we cant wait to join the bad boys late night fun

Sorry to hear about your puncture adrian - just wish I could have been there to help pump you back up

WHAT IS THIS!!! YOU TWO TIMING RAT TONGEY - JUST WAIT TILL I CATCH YOU UP - IM COMING UP FROM BEHIND FAST