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oi oi this site is f***ing weird, anyways this is gonna be real quick cos my gran could do the 100 metre dash quicker than this thing, granted it is a computer but you know what i mean.
So real brief i miss the alll night sleepers, always have done, there is something amazing about the way the train rocks me to sleep, public transport rules. Goa's nice, stupidly hot like sticking your face on a griddle pan, some people go brown naturally i don't do anything, i could f*** that ,ilky bar kid up with one punch to thorax i'm sure of it. Anyways i'm sorry dad but i am driving a motorbike at the mo, two in fact cos i lost the keys to one in the sea hahahaha whoops. anyway it's cool, pretty hairy at times, partic when a bunch of stampeding buls are heading your way. i imai\gine them as northern woman and the fear soon materialises so no worries. Anyways i had to apologise to bike man who then took me to his house, at one point i thought he would anally rape me but i made some story up about getting obbed and he felt bad so he gave me a new bike to play with hahah awesome. Anyways i have to go. Beaches are Beaches and we are gonna head north soon to radja desert to f*** some camels. sweet sweet things they spit not swallow so im told, not my words.
look after yourselves kids, slept on sme womans roof in a makeshift tent last night, was pretty awesome till er rabies dog went nuts and started charging around like a mad f*** on speed. hot dog tho.
right im gonna go and eat a curry and ride the bike somewhere in the dark, ha sorry mum.
love ya all xx
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