Mum Hello birthday boy! Missing you! Got presents (rubbish ones!) Chris says! Anyway won't be long till you're home, we'll celebrate in the Warehouse tomorrow & drink to your absence!!! (don't worry you usually get three celebrations in the year anyway! C) Seriously we will celebrate your birthday when you come home. Love you mum xxxx

Chris How do!!! Been a long time since i wrote a msg on the board but here it goes! Jus wishing yuo a happy birthday for tomorrow, prob celebrated through the night if the rumour of beach comber are true! Hope you had a good one! not long till the adventure ends now! See you soon matey!

Auntie Caz Hi pet - hope you noticed that last message from Dad was the day after his 50something birthday!! Victor Meldrew step aside!! Although a teeny part of me agrees with him on some of his grumbles - don't think Owen is the most popular striker NUFC ever had?? What a white elephant!! Liverpool wouldn't like him back would they??? F.O.C.!! honest guv! Haven't heard anything from you for a while, suppose that means you're having a great time, but we're looking forward to having you home.........yes, I've missed you!! Away for another little hol on the 27th!! then it's Alan's 50th on the 17th August (don't forget!!). LoL Auntie Caz xx

Dad Looks like all your friend has deserted you fellas!!Ive special words to say to Rooney, Gerrard and Carragher but you'll only censor them so I'll not bother.Bottlers!!Don't want them in my trench during World War 3.Anyhow the info you require Mike is--Sarah Moffat 01244 333231.Just off to see if I can stub my toe trying to kick a ball 12 yards and stamp on the nearest persons groin with a constable closeby.Do you think anyone would be willing to pay me up to£100,000 per week if i'm successful??Could be worse!!Could be one M.Owen and be paid £4 million for playing 11 games in a year.What the hell do they make the younger generation of nowadays??When I was a lad.........snooze!!Dxx

Disgruntled Dad It wasn't that bad was it??Wondered why car was impounded by my friendly local c*** table and the sheep was tethered to the tree!!Nothing to censor there is there??!!Meant to say that Nick Hibberd wants you to ring him on 07 544 9807.Don't no wetha he's N or S Island!!Got a 3rd baller on Sun!!Unplayable delivery!!Chris bowled well and took a couple-2-24 off 8.Playing at Sefton Park this Sun.

Mike Dad u cant be writing things like that on the messageboard! Awful. Have just touched down after doing a skydive over lake wanaka in the south of nz - was unbelievable, probably the best thing have done all trip. Adrenalin rush!!!!!! Going to Queenstown today - there's a 164m bungy there, might do that too!!!!

Dad Mike.Got ur card from Melbourne.Brought a tear to the same eyes that allowed me to score yet another 50 in the long running career of an almost 53 year old--hint hint!!Don't be wasting time getting morose about home then ........ (edited coz ur a disgrace dad) This your father commands.Must go now before the alcohol wears off!!Dad

Si Did you pull Steph Scully? Please tell me you did Smoult!!!!

Ernst & Magali Hi guys! How's New Zealand? What did you decide to do, rent a car or did you go for the tour? We're still in Melbourne (ofcourse) and still shopping;) Ernst works a lot leaving mags all alone every day, snif snif... Well, we hope you have a great time there! Oh and thanks for all the fabulous pictures of us you have on your website...(not..) (mags) Thanks for the sweet notes, really going to miss you! See you back in europe! The dutchies & big kiss from the flying dutchman (HAHAHA)

Diggers Boys can't believe you got to meet the Toad, Steph and Paul (evil) Robinson!! From big screen neighbours in County bar to rubbing shoulders with the stars within a year, impressive!

Justyna I don't know who u : Digger are , but I have to say I didn't find your message (using my name) particulary funny. It was rather disstasteful. Next time please use your own name:whatever it is. Justyna

Jay Roberts Greetings Gentlemen, I cannot beleive Hughesy has bagged a picture with Steph Scully whilst Mikey ends up with the Toadster, amazing! Looks like you guys are having a great time whilst some of us are in the middle of exams! Keep up the good work fellers...

Diggers How did you know it was me? Deep in revsion for last exams Michael, you have all this to look forward to next year. I'll let my Mrs's mates on The GDL who are here next year know of the entrance to Chester of the the one and only Michael Smoult. They won't know whats hit them!!

Diggers Oh and you owe me a tenner!

Auntie Caz Not just your mother who nearly had a heart attack!!! It's entrapment!! I'm sure there's a law against it!! LoL Auntie C xx