Kind of pretty up here. Should I fork out for a mangie sandwich, even if Luke Mangen himself allowed his name to be used by the dodgy kebab shop that actually put the thing together?? Sorry, no!!

The 'cute' girl has now developed some kind of coughing lurgy. So I'm trying to see how long I can hold my breath for every time she coughs. Prevention is the best cure.

Interesting quote from the boss in the inflight mag, "the partnership with Etihad now grants travellers access to more than 14 European destinations." More than 14 John?? Is that then 15? 16?? 14.2?? Tit!!

The coughing is getting worse. She is ruining this sector for me. On the plus side - 1 min 20 seconds and improving. Bring it!!