Beijing, China
Day of days! I got a panda!
During the night I went to Beijing Zoo and made a few measurements. Then, I went to the market and bought a panda suit. I put the American in the panda suit and made my way back to the zoo. When nobody was looking, I swapped them. Simple really.
This didn't happen. But what did happen is that I went to Beijing Zoo and saw a few pandas. The Panda House is close to the entrance of the zoo and everybody in front of me went there first. ...