Huludao, China
I leave the country for 5 minutes and you let the Tories in! Play the game, people!
I've sat down to write this a few times and fallen asleep each time. Not that what I have to say is boring, just that I've had some really long days recently. Well, OK, it's a combination of only having boring things to say and having really long days.
So I'm sat now watching world sport on CCTV5, drinking a cup of Colombian coffee and wondering: 'Time, where did you go?' I'...