A few days ago, my Uncles decided to meet in West Virginia and take me white water rafting on the New River. Hehehe. My Uncle Roy and I woke at 6:15, although I didn't really crawl out of bed until 6:45. We went to breakfast where we were served the rubber substitute for eggs and some cinnamon peaches that tasted the way Garden Ridge smells (in other words, it smelled like those cinnamon brooms you set out in the fall and carpet rolls.). Then after successful...

Today Uncle Roy and Aunt Gloria had to work for a little bit before we left, so I got to stay home and sleep in. I woke up, packed, showered, ate breakfast and read until they got home. Then we ate some lunch and took off. Aunt Gloria sat in the back for some reason, and I sat in the front with Uncle Roy. I managed to finish The Host and The Vinyl Princess in the four hoursbefore we reached Beckley, West Virginia. All throughout the trip my Uncle cracked redne...