Sydney, New South Wales
Spiders.
Bloody Spiders. They are everywhere, I mean LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. And some of them are the size of your hand, they have bodies the size of grapes and they twitch their little, (I'm sorry, scratch that) their MASSIVE front legs and look at you in a menacing'I'm going to jump on you when you're not looking and eat your face' kinda way. I suspect they are all out to get me, and they certainly all look poisonous even though people assure me they are not.
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