Hi Adam, I am Hayleys friend going to wedding and all that. Currently my husband and John are very drunk in kitchen singing to James Bond Theme Tunes, H and me are discussing the size of their manhood ha ha!! oh and of course wedding dresses. Hope you're having a great time in Oz looking forward to meeting you at the nuptuals especially the night before!!
Lou x

alright ad man !!! we'll already have spoken to you by now, but just thought i'd leave you a message as because you said nobody other than your ma and uncle pete with the amusing footie rundowns ever does. i asked someone for a map today, what action did i make ??? and also making many new word associated actions what with the language barrier, has been making us laugh and think of you !!! anyway hope we get to see you as that would be the randomest thing ever !!! lots of love kate and shell xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi mother, Well it looks like your not just gonna have to buy some more stars but a new map aswell! I have just booked a flight to go to Thailand on the 2nd October to meet Paul (Read). He flies to Bangkok on 28th September and then goes to Phuket to meet his friend (Claire) the same day. I will land in Bangkok at 1025pm on the 2nd, book into a hostel for the night then make my way down to Phuket the next day! Claire has a 3 bedroom house in Phuket so i will be staying there, she also has a week off work around the 12th where she has said she is gonna show us the sights!!! I will be there for about a month then i fly back to Sydney around the same time as Paul (Read)! Paul (Dunthorne) is staying in Perth where he should have a job labouring soon! You must be getting bored of eating out all the time, i bet you cant wait to get back in front of that cooker with a bottle, sorry i mean glass, of wine!!! Anyway take care, will speak to you soon x

Hi Adam, Every time i speak to you, you and Paul have moved. My map is getting full up, i will have to buy some more stars.We had a really good holiday in Tenerife with Hayley and John, lots of sun and plenty to drink, thought of you a couple of times when you said same pose different clothes, that was us a few times!! Glad you and Paul have got a job for a few days, i cant imagine you both on the faiground, hope you dont come back with loads of earings in. I bet you really miss "the gang" but im sure you will meet up with some of them soon. We are still getting the kitchen sorted but hopefully not long now. We have no cooker at the moment so we are still having takeaways. speak to you soon

Fulham 1 Mighty West Ham 2. Another win for the boys. 6th in the table now and only 8 points behind Chelski!

Young Teddy rested but on the subs bench for this one (apparently one of the legs on his zimmer frame was broke) so Zamora made his first start of the season. Fulham had most of the first half with Carroll having to pull off three good saves. However, the happy hammers finished the half strongly with Marleene hitting the bar and then having a goal disallowed. 0-0 at half-time. Straight after the restart, we scored; Marleene getting through and dinking the ball over the advancing Fulham keeper to score his 4th goal in 2 games. Then, Marleene twisting and turning on a sixpence in the Fulham box, saw his shot rebound off the post, hitting the diving Fulham keeper on the back of his bonce and 2-0 to the happy Hammers! Happy days! Boa Morte got one back but we looked pretty secure at the end. Heard on the grapevine and read in the super soaraway Sun (so it must be true) that when we scored, not only did the away end go mad but most of the home end as well; apparently we had taken over the whole ground! Had a fiver on the boys to win 3-1 at 33s so if Marleene's disallowed goal would have stood, I would have been even happier! Tell Paul, Spurs had a unexciting 1-1 score draw bore at the Villa (who we beat 4-0 last week!). Defoe missed a penalty (shame) and they only equalised a few minutes from the end. Take care.

Mighty West Ham 4 (yes FOUR) Aston Villa 0

Adam: What a performance! It was like watching Brazil at the height of their powers! Started the game a full pelt and 2-0 up by half time with goals from Marleene (not the one from Falls and Horses) Harewood bagging both; one a run in on goal and coolly slipped passed the keeper; the second from a corner, Ferdinand rising like a salmon heading towards the goal and Marleene flicking it in. Second half Villa came out full pelt but soon blew themselves out and Marleene soon completed his hatrick, again from another corner, with the Villa keeper flapping at the ball, missing, ball landed at Marleene's feet and bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt, 3-0 to the happy Hammers! Benayoun finished off the rout in the 89th minute, twisting and turning in the Villa area before slotting home (cracking goal). The whole team played well (yeah, even Repka) and up to seventh place. We are really looking in good shape. Tell Paul Spurs had and unexciting 0-0 no score draw bore with Liverpool. By the way, photos looking good and definitely more entertaining than the infamous "Whale" pictures! Take care buddy-boy.

hi mate. how's it going up in cairns? what you up to? well i fell straight to sleep last night. went out like a baby!! all that partying dude!!! met a guy at hostel last night and we went to bondi today. you know my first thoughts were? it looks like bloody margate!!! but with a better beach and nicer woman!! just been looking at the photos. how much was i laughing!! is that the last cd you got burned when i was there? same pose different clothes!! don't forgat i want a copy. when i know my address i'll email it to you. i met up with mat from brisbane today aswell. was good to catch up. he is also going to perth soon. looks like we could have another little gang going on!!! have fun mate and see you soon

Hi everyone, How are you all? Thanks peter for the football reviews, keep them coming! This Saturday its the battle of the claret and blue, Hammers v Villa! its gonna be a bit more interesting because Shellie, being from Brum, is a villa fan!!! Cmon you irons!!! Jane left for home yesterday which was sad, she is a nutter and really funny she will definatly be missed! I accidently text Richard (from school) the other day and he is thinking about doing some traveling, so i rang him yesterday and hopefully he will be coming out here, it will be really good to catch up with him! its funny cause we didnt get the chance to when we lived 20 minutes away from eachother but might be able to the other side of the world!!! He also said that he will pass my details on to Keith, John and Neil so if any of you lads are reading this get in touch! Anyway better go ive got a job to find!

Have at last had a change to get through all your photos, looks like you've been to loads of fab places already!! Glad to see your still having a great time. Speak to soon, sorry not caught up this week but i've been busy being unemployed!! Mum & dad must be so proud of us ha ha! Start new job on monday so will email you my new email address xx

Mighty West Ham 1 Bolton 2

We wuz robbed! First defeat of the season (probably a few more to follow!) but didn't deserve to. Played well, had a few chances (young Teddy Sheringham hit the bar with one of his trade mark freekicks) but couldn't put them away. Difference was that when Bolton had their chances, they did! According to sensational, soaraway Sun (so it must be true) man of the match was the Bolton keeper (can't spell his name!). Goals from Nolan and Campo (you know the one with the seventies perm) for Bolton and a last minute penalty from young Teddy Sheringham made up the score. Still mid table, so may have to settle for a place in UEFA Cup. Tell Paul, Spurs got an exciting 2-0 beating at home to Chelski.

Just got back off holiday in Cornwall and guess what; saw some dolphins swimming along with the the sail boats; yeah, I know, amazing isn't it! Took lots of photos (one of the dolphins and forty-six of the sea) and will be sending them to you shortly!

Poor Skippy.......I'll get you the DVD for when you come home. It seems that sailing is becoming a bit of a family past time. Your big Uncle William and slim Auntie Carol went sailing last week end off the great Shotley barrier reef near Ipswich. I think the boat was likely called The Carlsberg (not The Iceberg)though.We're off to LOT75 for a beer and a ruby now with Bill and Caz.
I hope you are still okay for money, if so please send me some,

Take care my boy

Love Dad