Well hello there ma cheries! Bloody bonjourno as they say in Milan! (Seeing as you're tanning yourselves in the tropics & prob getting a massage right now, I'm gana milk this puppy for all I can get!) So, I suppose you're all mimicking the colour of poo right now? Thanks for my pic on bebo, Sally - more effort next time please, no more Art Neuvaux crap! Ha! But was thrilled with the Yahoo greeting so 5 more points to you! Things are coolio here, could do with some best buddy action, s***s & giggles & all that, it can get a bit intense here sometimes, one stew has had a sense if humour bi-pass or something! You can imagine my attempts there - think back to Rachaels bday BBQ!! ha! Well I'm missing u like curazzzzy, thanks for the email Pollya, I will reply pronto! Our leave date is 3rd May - 12 day crossing to Cannes, can't wait! Prada are designing their own 'GU' line exclusive to us! Madness! Hope u got my pics..mores on the way! Will send another whopper of an email very soon, love you all loads, mwah mwah mwah xxxxx

Happy Easter Everybody! Does the rest of the world celebrate easter with chocolate or is it just too hot? xoxoxox

Hi!
As we are now nearing the end of our stay in Charlie's Huts on the lovely Island of Koh Samui, we will shortly be heading back to the smaller adjacent island of Koh Phangan to enjoy the delights of a full moon party on the beach and some more peaceful idyllic locations.
We went to see a lady boy Caberet show the other night which was very funny and rather good I must say. Slightly more classy than the show we witnessed in Phat Pong, Bangkok anyway!
Right well, the beach is calling so over and ooot for now xx

I cannae believe that it has taken me so long to post a message here! I am truly ashamed. However with all the beaching, drinking, tanning, relaxing that I'm doing anything is just too much hassle! Obviously I have arrived - and I'm having an awesome time. Weather is beaut and people are lovely. Ka - sorry I haven't text you back yet - its number one on my (very short) to do list. Love you and miss you madam - how is everything going and any idea who the celeb is yet??!?!?! If its Brad I'm ditching this travelling lark and coming to join you. Anyhoo hope everyone is good. Han - make sure you let us know how your new jobby goes and thanks for the messages. Lots of love sal. x x x

Dear Joe Person from Southampton. Please note that at this precise time (about 7pm on Wednesday evening) the sun is shining. Ok, so its not hot and it certainly won't give you a tan (whether you're wearing fisherman's trousers or lorry drivers leggings) but the sun is definately shining!

Dear Sister Rachael, THANKS FOR THE POSTCARD!!!

Cooey madams!!

Where are the photo's?? Looking forward to the one of you Polly in the short dress with no pants on ;o) ha ha!

Hope you're having a lovely time! I'm thinking of winning the lottery so I can come and meet you! Hope you are playing lots of '8 more glasses to go Mrs Madam' Missing your tomfoolery!!

Love Rach (not syndrome!)

Hello everyone how is Thailand? it sounds very lovely, im glad you're all together now and sal hope you're really enjoying yourself. My start date has been changed again not going till the end of the month now so very annoyed!!!!!!! Missing you all love me xxxxxxx

Wish I was sunning myself with fishermans trousers on! Its raining in not so sunny Southampton and I have just finished another boring shift at the shop. My last I must add.... back working for British Gash Monday to Friday woooohooooo!
You will be pleased to know that i am off for a trip with Lauren to Bristol hardly Bangkok! but fun all the same. It will be at easter time so I guess you might even be ANOTHER country by then! Enjoy yourselves from a very very jealous Joe x
peace out

Well now, a whole month plus a day has passed since the travellers left... a whole month, yes thats right, can you believe it. Sounds like there have been lots of fun and adventures in that month too and Rach, you've got another 8 more months, can you take all the excitement? What is less good is that a whole month has passed and i still haven't moved house yet - hurry up with the whole thing already ;o(
Kaz i'm really disappointed with the lack of celebnicity on your boat, still if it had been my celebrity husband there could've been trouble so maybe its for the best ;o)
Its boat race day here (if that means anything to any of you) so get those fingers and toes crossed for Cambridge.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeellllll heelllllooooooooooo! I guess I'm speaking to all of your lucky b*****s now huh?! Did u arrive ok Sallamanda? Has your heart stopped going two to the dozen? Ahhh another old biddy term for u girls!! Waaaaahhhh I wanna be there with you! Think of me starting work at 7am and learning how to use a rolling iron..oh it gets better! Seriously tho, things are great, feel like one of the team and its nice, got a new bod today so hopefully the attention will turn to him! Got my first 'watch' tomorrow which means I'm in charge of security all day..Jeezy Creezy! Claudio asked today 'May I kiss u' - whhhaaaaa? I laughed! Annnyhooooo loving and missing u muchly, lets keep this going now girls, I need to check in with non-nautical people!!! Byeeeee xxx

Hi Pol, may not be able to e-mail or message much for a while as moving next Wednesday!! nice to be given a lot of notice eh! Rather a lot of packing to do, how the hell did I accumulate this much stuff?!!! Anything I should know about moving back in with Ma and Pa? Kids are coming with me now as Steve's house chain has gone a bit haywire, so your room will be occupied! Only for a couple of weeks tho. Now Youngish, freeish, singlish and soon homeless!!!!!! SCARY!!! Everyone else's messages sound so much more exciting! I hope u r all still having a great time. Understand it's a bit hot and sweaty! bloody freezing here so u r better off where u r! Anyway must go and do some more packing before hitler returns!!!! e-mail soon, use my work address. Kxxxxxx

Sals on her way - just got back from taking here to Heathrow - left her with a cafe latte and a wet cheek.
Have a great time and look after each other xxxxxxxx