Absolutely hanging, too much coors light and vodka last night at a sick Mexican club. Went there to meet Jalitza, russells wifey! Met her brother and her sister and saw erica, the girl I was paired up with for our first meeting in a spanish restaurant uptown west manhattan. A fun time was had and I taught them some sick dance moves. Jalitza was mega drunk, nearly pulled me to the floor she was so drunk. I soon caught up, sleazing around the club, then I black out, bants! Russell escorts me home, through the subway and the NYC streets, apparently I fall asleep on the tube, have a clap-off with the homeless, take a picture of a homeless guy who is moisturising himself (after he told me not to), and then piss on a shop window. Lucky Russell was there otherwise I would have bantered around the subway with the homeless all night!
Got back to the hostel, knock on all the doors of our floor to get some people up, I wanted to speak to Sally. Sally, think I love her, she is a Swedish african, spits of Rihanna, half a shaved head, great skin, face, very intelligent and carries herself well, only 18 though. Spoke to her alone for an hour, my memory starts to come back as I sober up, told her she was amazing, and got a kiss, I would marry her I think, might move to Sweden work there and get bored like everyone else, at least Rihanna would be there.
Also spoke to hemmy, he is a Swedish student, 18, highly intelligent manic depressive, likes fantasy and computer games, and the green party. Try to explain that if everyone was mega left wing, f*** all would get done. He is all about being green though, he is a nice lad but I would not like him to be president. His family is wealthy, parents in politics, he has low confidence and considers himself overweight, he isn't, he has some fat and is a unit (tall) but not obese.
Next day they leave, me and Russell head for the uptown tour and the rocafeller Center. Tour was good, rocafeller was, well visibility was zero, s***, not much to see, but cloud.
That evening we go to dinner with just Jalitza, she tells us her treat so me and Russell are buzzing. I want an Indian, we go into one on Amsterdam ave, after ten mins of me hammering poperdoms, Jalitza announces she hates the smell and we have to leave. Wow I feel guilty, must be the Britishness in me, not wanting to be rude, I apologise profusely to the waitress and we offer money for the stuff I have eaten, waitress says it's fine but looks mega pissed off.
Next we look for a bar grill type place, we find a good one eat yank food, burgers etc. I think thy during conversation I realise Jalitza is too different for Russell, she doesn't know about films or music, never heard of the farrelly brothers (dumb & dumber etc), doesn't like spice, worries a lot, quite needy, self conscious, a little too proper and loves reading, the total opposite to Russell. She is a lovely girl though and loves russell, but after a while that would wear off I feel. I have not date for this, so eject early and go home to sleep, thought Russell may try to get his nuts in, but it's a logistical nightmare.
As I'm walking home I think about some of the jokes from the comedy show we watched, best one: 'so I'm a father, I have a 7 year old kid, and one day we are playing catch in the park and this other kid wants to join in, I say yea for sure, we play for a while then I ask where's your mummy, the kid points to a lady leaving the park, I tell him, go go, go leave with your mum. He runs off, then 2 mins later comes back and says she has popped to the store. I thought she is f***ing mad leaving u with me I'm a f***ing stranger in new York city, I could be anyone, she must be f***ing retarded, so to teach her a lesson.............I f***ed him!'
Class, genius me and Russell and a 40 year old lady next to us were buzzing!