Woke up about eight and shouted to the egg, she was awake. We headed down for breakfast, two rounds of doorstop toast and a cup of tea and an orange juice, I felt like a king. I had a shower and Sarah said she was getting changed and actually got under her duvet and fell asleep again so I updated my diary and checked on the Forest website (we drew West Ham away in the forth round of the FA Cup (not a bad draw)). At eleven o'clock the cleaner came round to very ...

I woke up first and opened the curtain around my bed to see if Sarah was awake, I heard no movement, I tried a new tactic 'Oi egg' in my loudest whisper (Sarah looks like an egg when she sleeps, it's very cute), her curtain opened and her little pink hand shot out, we exchanged pleasantries and I got up. I had a shower and got changed, Sarah did not (she did have a shower last night, she isn't just not washing) then two Japanese lads came over with gifts of Jap...

Slept very well last night and woke up about seven thirty, which is worrying as Sarah said the door to outside opened and some chavy came in, I said 'how did you know it was a bloke?' she said 'I heard him take his trousers off' I didn't question this any further but was baffled. Went downstairs for a brew and went on Skype - my old dear was on and as she always asked 'what have you done today then?' 'mother it's seven in the morning we just got up!' 'oh yes I ...

It worked - we slept through until around six when as usual I went trotting off to reception and got us a coffee. We wanted to be up before six thirty anyway as it was our last night in Hotel Horidome Villa and we didn't know when we would have Skype/ the internet again so with six thirty a.m being our time (nine thirty p.m at home) it was the best time to Skype. My mum/sister/Sarah's mum/ sister were all on so had a good old chinwag. We had to pack our bags an...

Woke up again at silly o'clock (about four o'clock) managed to nod back off for an hour. Re-popped another blister which was looking gangrenous and starting to smell a little like almonds. Apparently Dr Sarah Evil say's I will live and I am making a right old fuss. Anyway, another action packed day ahead. We headed for the JR station Shin-Nihombashi, we were on our way to Yokohama. There wasn't a lot there to be fair but we had a look round and found a tiny lit...