Big time drug dealer sounds amazing, and like a total idiot! I'm glad you made your way away from him safely.

More mental though, why would you leave rice!? Rice and chips in the ultimate combination!! Like Nandos. But better because Nandos costs lots of money and Peru doesn't.

Hope you are loving it over there, I look forward to hearing more :D

xCx

Heeey guys! Dont believe that you found the friendliest drug dealer already! gutted! its all about meeting the loony bins when travelling. I'm back in oz looking for work as i'm skint and i'm very envoius of your adventure - will look forward to hearing about more of the mad locals and more language barrier comedy moments! Miss you, take care xx

How do young'uns, (hello in bestest erb) ...anyway hope you enjoyed hostal espana even if a bit dusty. Sounds like you're mixing well with the locals...dirty scoundrels...I reccomend the dropping of small change followed by a swift kick up the jacksie as they bend down to pick it up....safer on young children and OAPs..unless you've got your runners on! Have you tried inca cola yet?? liquid bubble gum. News from the shire.....England whipped the Kiwis in the cricket by an innings and 9 runs at trent bridge. Ruby can now climb up chairs on to tables whilst your backs turned....Enjoy yourselves...look forward to your next installment.

Hi! Hope you're both having a brilliant time, but be careful....I don't like the sound of that character you met. I'm gping to have sooooo much fun reading your blog. Much love, Sophie xxx

Hola Gringos,

(That's hello in Spanish Rich) I thought you'd be blogging by now in a bar with a beer. Anyway, just wanted to say have a great time and look forward to hearing your stories with customary Elphick wit. Will let you know when Ali drops!!