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I was eating dinner with my cousin King Arthur and his beautiful wife Guinevere when all of a sudden a giant green man rode into Arthur's hall on his horse. This man was completely green! He said he came in peace, but he wanted to challenge the Knights of the Round Table to see just how brave we all were. Arthur accepted the challenge first, but I accepted in his place to help protect him. The Knight's challenge was that I would be allowed to strike him with his axe as long as in one year and one day later he would be allowed to strike me just the same. It seemed like such an easy task. If I cut off his head, there should have been no chance he would have been able to come back for me, but unfortunately, it was too good to be true. As soon as I cut off the Knight's head, he picked it up, got on his horse, and reminded me that I would have to travel to his Green Chapel in a year and a day to receive the same fate. I only wish I had the supernatural power to survive having my head cut off like him. I guess I'll have to go forth and lose my head.
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