Hellooooooooo!!! Babbbbbeeeees of the UK!!

So, Bangkok what a mental place that was... we quickly moved out of our hostel from the first night, even though at the time it felt like a palace, and we certainly moved up in the world!! Rikka inn gets four stars from us, roof top pool and a fantastically old wrinkly man in pants telling us stories of asia what more could you want!! Gained many top tips, what more could we ask for....

Bangkok.... After being asked if we were on our honeymoon byjust about every person we met, we managed to get ourselves onto a private little boat trip down some rivers and canals, we then checked out some temples and had great time with motherof pearl... in particular her fantastic set of nipples!

A monk blessing consisted of being beaten over the head three times with a wet bamboo stick and all for mere 20 BHT, but if we had known that we would have asked him to bless every part of the body. Shoes off everywhere we went so jacks feet in particular are dirtier than frodos after a rough night at sams house.

Bit of sunbathing action by the pool was a fantastic time for stacey to notice that even though it had rained and been over cast all day she was in fact highly suceptable to the suns weakest rays... thats right everyone

day 1 stacey got burnt... jack got even browner!!!! :)

TUK TUK drivers and people asking jack to buy a good dam suit well lets just say it all got a little much and i had to pull him away before he did something he would regret however he was also pulled away quite rapidly by some little prostitute... ;) he did not oblige!

The smell of raw chicken was only surpassed by the abundance of sex & ping pong shows. What a combination!!

The banter didnt stop there, we observed a rather unsavoury gentlemen wearing jesus sandals and his friend with arms larger than trees, or as stacey described him (whhoooaaaaahhh, decent). Hit on everything that moved across the street! Our night was topped off by seeing them enter a club, prostitues in hand. Drinks were had, cocktails an that, some good chat with some germans about what else....the war.

So thats bangkok, so far, we await the arrival of mr nombleuz and mr ducker for more tales of woe in september.

Next stop, CHIANG MAI and an 18 hour train jounery (not 16 as advertised). After seat comparisons with two french lads sitting opposite, it appeared we got a bit of a s*** deal due to sun exposure and. I think at one point stacey lost it, shouting the lion king theme tune out the window and generally climbing the walls was not behaviour jack was used to seeing from her. Needless to say, a nice thai man came and made our beds for us on the train and we sweated like pigs in a slaughter house (but lets face it, whats new, we are sweaty folk). Arrived in chiang mai at 6am and got a tuk tuk to a guest house that had geckos on the wall (cool!!!) and cockroaches in the toilet (not cool). Been sussing the scene here today, fed the local fish, watched some monks cleaning their pond and finally ate green curry and pad thai. Theres more english here so looking forward to making some friends soon! Our social skills escape us at present due to tiredness but no dramas.

Will be stopping around this area for a while, get some sun bathing in (for stacey) and some insect places and snake shows (for jack!!)

Hope your not all missing us just yet!!

Peace out,

Lots of love

stacey and jack xxx