Alfie Moon, what are you like????? I had a feeling it may have been a drunkard call.  I will definately call you over the weekend.  XxX

Hey shell

Yes you missed my call and it would of been one of those long chats because i was in a drunken state!!!

we have'nt spoke since last year!! i am 6 hrs in front of you

speak soon

Alfie xx

Hi Alfie, Thought id leave a message on both sites. Cant believe i missed your call the other day.  I will call you over next couple of days. Whats the time diffrence??  XXX

ADMAN, SO MANY QUESTIONS?? U ARE VERY INTERESTED IN ME? LIKE I AM IN YOU. MY NAME IS AMELIE, PEOPLE CALL ME KAY FOR SHORT............UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY, I CANNOT DISCUSS LEGAL / FINANCE MATTERS OUTSIDE OF MY FAMILY. AS YOU KNOW I AM HERE TAKING CARE OF MY GRANDFATHER IT IS SO NICE TO GET TO KNOW HIM FINALLY, MY MOTHER AND MY GRANDFATHER DID NOT SPEAK FOR MANY MANY YEARS. IT MAYBE MY LAST CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW HIM. MY GRANDMOTHER PASSED ON 2 YEARS AGO. MY GRANDFATHER SAYS HE WILL DIE FROM A BROKEN HEART. IM SORRY THIS IS UPSETTING FOR ME. I FEEL I CAN TALK TO YOU ADMAN. PLEASE, TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOU. X

Looks like it hey, she must have looked at all the pictures and realised i was the best catch out of the 3 of us!!! Ha ha.

 So, Kay(?), You will have to tell us a bit more about yourself, especially now that i know that you will be coming into some money soon! How much money will you get? does it all go to you? are you a saver or a spender? how long exaclty do you think your grandfather will live for? do you think you will have the money for the summer? will you have enough to take the famous 5 plus 1 minus 1 to Thailand to see our missing member? Oh and where are you originally from? It must be somewhere real nice if you cant stand our winters! 

Looks like youve pulled ad, go on you old goat!!  So does anyone know who this harris person is?

Hey Alfie Moon,  I am a dedicated fan for life to the aviators.  I still have the ones from Airlee Beach but they are knackered but I still keep them as my emergency car glasses, I cant part with them. They are the best. Glad your still sporting yours too. . . . . . . I know pics of kids are boring, as Adam has kindly pointed out, but, aint they just the cutest? Ok must say ciao for now...............some of us have more to do than just sunbathe you know.  Take care Alfie, be good. XX

go on son. nice bit of banter going on!!

hey shell i see that the aviators are still about!! i have 5 different pairs now and cannot imagine how many pairs you have????

SORRY FOR THE DELAY, MY GRANDFATHER HAD FALLEN OFF THE TOILET, HE HAS BECOME VERY WEAK LATELY.   BETWEEN YOU AND I MY GRANDFATHER IS A VERY WEALTHY MAN BUT A VERY SICK MAN, I THINK HE WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE WINTER......................ALSO, I CANT BEAR TO STAY IN THE UK FOR YOUR WINTER SO I WAIT ANOTHER 6 MONTHS THEN WE WILL RETURN TO MY COUNTRY. I LIKE YOU ADMAN, ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?

I see, does this mean that your grandfather is only gonna be sick for another 6 months or is that all the time he has left to live???

AD MAN, SEEMS YOU ARE THE JOKER OF THE GANG..........I LIKE YOUR THINKING.  YES I LOVE MR PETER KAY. NO IM NOT ILLEGALLY HERE.....IM OFFENDED, I WILL STAY FOR 6 MONTHS MORE. IM LOOKING AFTER MY SICK GRANDFATHER.