We do read this you know...................how rude. We are a complex species, its true........Maybe its the women you are going for Pauline?? You should never really think of someone you meet whilst half smashed in a bar as marriage material...........Or maybe your too 'easy' to get into bed..... hahaha..........it works both ways?....XxX

Mork calling adman, come in adman.......are you still alive??? XxX

Is it someones birthday tomorrow??? Heres an early HAPPY BIRTHDAY wish.............XxX

Finally, can someone please add some photos you lazy lot. Otherwise I will put more 'nephew' pics on and I know you wont want that. XxX

Alfie man, no it was'nt, ive never done the deed with a mum and daughter.

Just women in general, do my head in

PAUL

this is not the old birds duaghter we are taliking about is it??? maybe she found out!!!

you and her mum!!! arrrhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Al.adman, what is it with women? First they love you, wanna shag you, you do the deed then they f*** you off, women do my head in!

how de all,

well i'm all moved into my new pad it's propper pucker and my room is much like a hotel room it's great, shame there is no room service !!

drank 3 btls of bubbly and 1 rose yesterday with dinner to celebrate, then we watched the sunset- boy am i feeling it today!!

the ball is on at the start of july ! if anyone wants to go.

anyway i'm going to walk home from work now only takes 10 min !! no more traffic for moi.

chaw for now xxxxxx

No Alfie of course its not him. Im not that daft!!!!

Happy Buddah Day.............Take care of you. XxX

Shell this will not cheer you up. but what are you doing?? Is this the guy that chased you all over brum??

Shell ex's do not work. i've done it myself.

we went out last night and had a works meal. nice little thai rest on a lake. you can also fish if you want but there was none of that stuff going on.

today is a budda day so the thai staff have got it off. i wound apple up last night saying that she had to come to work!! not very happy. Budda is very serious here.

well nothing else going on am afraid

i think today is going to be slowwwwww!!

speak to you soon

Lord have mercy on you Paul Dunthorne..............so lets get this straight you snogged Vanessa and then slept with her daughter?????????????? U gigalo you.

Im having the week from Hell. Me and Darren (my ex) started seeing each other again coupl eof weeks ago. Then I get a call on Friday, he is in hospital he fell at work (he is a scaffolder) and he has fractured 2 discs in his neck and shattered his wrist. They took him to theatre took a bone graft from his hip and put it into his spine. He has to go back to theatre on Friday to have the same done at the back of his neck and a plate and screws put in his wrist so Florence nightingale here, is preety pre-occupied, nightmare plus he is in Stoke and hour drive from Brum so Ive drove over every night.

 Anyway someone tell me something good, i need cheering up. XxX

Last night was fantastic, and this morning if you know what i mean. I was late for work so dad sent me a text saying was my c*** more important than my job.

 I'm going back round there tonight.

How did you get on last night then dunners, are you in love again???

Hi All, hope all is well with everyone.

 Shell yea i suppose she is a bit like venessa fletz, however her 30yr old was also in the pub, i got her number and she text me later saying come round. When i was there linda aka vanessa turned up banging on the door, we didnt answer for a while and then hayley's neighbour let her in i had to hide in the bedroom while hayley took linda into the living room then i done a runner.

 I'm taking hayley out for dinner tonight so hopefully linda won't turn up.

So Ad is still alive then. Good to know your working your tushy off earning some money to take KAY out? The other anonymous person is Kate (obviously) she didnt think you would question that??

So Dunners and his runners. I have a terrible pic of this woman in my head now. Please correst me if Im wrong for picturing Vanessa Feltz??

Alfie, great to speak to hear your voice the other day hun, that laugh of yours I just love it. Glad all is going well for you. 

Glad its the weekend at last. Its Brums GAY Pride weekend so were off to mingle with the queens and the pink feather boa's.

Take care all. Be good.  Shell xxx