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Jen's persisting with the topless sunbathing, and it's progressed to topless swimming. Every time I go swimming the dumpy waves fill my crack with heaps of sand, which I have to then empty from my speedos when I get back on shore so I don't look like I'm carrying around a poo and also because it hurts to sit down abruptly on a crackfull of Colombian sand. None of that is a drug euphemism.
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