Alright Haz! Been reading your diary while I ate my lunch, I've finished my lunch and I'm still reading!!! Glad your having a good time mate. Had a good piss up on the derby. Liam and Mike robbed a wheelbarrow from Howells DIY, Mike sat in it while Liam pushed him all the way to the Nags Head! (They 'parked' the barrow in the carpark - the bloke came and collected it back tho!) Also Liam belly flopped the adverisement board outside the Tele and broke it, he went back the next morning to apologise, they just laughed at him. I got kicked out the Ginny and we got asked to leave the Sandridge. Mike and I got led out the Tav in headlocks by the friendly bouncers coz I kicked Mike's chair away as he was about to sit down. Liam followed us out, head bowed. Least we never got arrested. The Blues doin well! UEFA Cup for sure! Speak to ya soon! P.S The kits Bavard wanted us to wear were cheap but terrible. Cherry red I think they were. Think he also wants us to wear shorts down to our knees and grow curly moustaches! He also wants us to flattin our hair down with lard and call each other Roger, Rupert and Bert. However, our footie careers may be put on hold due to the outbreak of WW1. I'm off to fly a Spitfire.......

Haz, You missed a cracking Derby!! Well, no goals or red cards but seeing the Kopites faces when we 'earned' a draw against them was priceless. You'd swear the premier league gave extra points for the amount of attempt a team has or possession.....the ball needs to go in the bloody goal!!! No news from this end. We've beaten the older fellas comfortably lately and I've emailed the lads (including yourself but to your old work one) about a new kit but Sean just laughed at me and said they were of Dixie Dean style!!!! Thats about it I think so keep enjoying yourself!

Good luck against the Mancs then son....... Reads BBC Sport........... Spurs 0 - 4 Man Utd............. Oh dear............

I'm dissappointed in you son, if you were a real fan you would have got yourself into a motel for the night that had sky hooked up in the room but I guess with you swanning off mid season and abandoning your team during their quest for mid table respectability with no cup run says it all. Liverpool bored me tears as they always do and Benetiz annoyed the hell out of me with his post match comments like he always does! Der der der der Andy Johnson will be having nightmares after that miss. I hope there will be some support on here for the yids to beat the mancs today.

Alright son, it's going great ta. I will update the diary in the next couple of days. I've also had to set up a new site to put pictures on because this one needs me to download some imaging program thing and I cant be doing that on every computer! So i'll get them sorted soon. When I have. I'll put the details on the home page here of where to go for them. I probably won't get to watch the game. It will be about 2 in the morning for me and I doubt any pubs would be open! Or any internet cafe's so I could watch it online. I'll just wait for my text updates (Everyone take note!) Anyway, gotta go the beach! Bye for now....

Alright Haz, How is it going there? Monday was one of the greatest games!! We were a man short and no Jeff, but pulled it out of the bag. The older fellas battered us then began to argue amongst themselves (mainly John moaning). Then we stepped up a gear and hammered them after being about 6-3 down!!!. Andy Gray lost my respect once he orgasmed over Gerrards goal against olympiakos!! My favourite games therefore would be Everton 3-0 Liverpool, (non EFC) Liverpool 3 6 Arsenal and Man Utd 1 Liverpool 0 when RF scored in last minute!!! Hope its going good mate and keep up the website ps...can you get to watch the s***e game on Sat???

Nice one mate! Just to let you know, we got battered on Monday nite. We had no Geoff or Mike. I got a couple of lads from work. But we still only had 6! They had 7 and their keeper! Think the score was 16 - 8! (We were 3-3 at one point!!) Blues playin Bournemouth away in a friendly on Sat (FA Cup weekend) Its live on Everton.TV on the website, 14:00hrs ko.

Hi Everyone, I'll be putting pics on in the next couple of days!

Alright Boys! Patience! I've only been here for a week! I've just put an entry into the diary so that will keep you going for a bit. I haven't took any pictures yet, but I will, promise. I haven't forgotten about you yet! Chris..... You should know better than to shout about Spurs finishing above us. I don't want to have to bring up the 1995 FA Cup semi final again. Oops, I have. You do also know we went on to win the cup that year?

Share the wealth Dave! Thats what I say! Anyway, why we havin a conversation on HAZZA's message board without Hazza!!??? - Come on Haz, log on!!! He's forgotten us lot already.

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seany seany seany... If it was shown on Monday in New Zealand, wouldn't it be Haz you'd want the result for the bet, not you???!!!! Anyways, come on haz we need pics, stories and tonga related material please!!!