I have found a new job for myself, wandering around the trails in the Alps and moving the cows off the paths so tourists can get by. Today, while hiking, I stumbled upon a human traffic jam, when I looked to see what the hold up was, and I saw a couple of cows blocking the path. Your average tourist doesn't know how to handle gigantic Swiss cows, but since I am not an average tourist, I squeezed my way to the front of the line and shooed the cows out of the way. Growing up in the sticks does have some real life benefits... The Swiss cows look like they have come straight from a fairy tail. They have these beautifully crafted bells on their necks and when a group of them walks they create a type of music that is unique to the Alps.