junglos guidos Hey Gringos. What happened to you then eh? I waited all day in my truck for you to turn up, I missed out out on turkey dinner with all the trim. You b******os. My bruss were cold and the meat all dried up by the time I got home. Hope you had a good day wiv your cranberry sauce and pigs in blunkets. Bon astenti and schminky pinky for the new year. Scorchio!

Cobi hi ya! Just wanted to wish you both a very happy and healthy xmas and new year. Just wondered if you got my email Linda. I wrote it in a rush and it sounded a bit strange...anyway let me know x

Tracy Hi Linda and Paul, Hope you have a great Christmas and enjoy your lovely lunch in the jungle! As usual, we have loads of delicious food and drink to consume, Karen and Andrew are coming over later (and possibly Dad, I think). Could you let me know what date you are flying back home, can't wait to see you both!! Lots and Lots of Love, Tracy, Nan and Jim xxx

Sylvia and John Hi Paul and Linda just wanted to wish you both a very happy Christmas in Mexico, and hope you have a fantastic New Year. Love Sylvia and John xx

Paul and Linda Merry Christmas everybody and see you in the New Year! We are heading into the jungle for christmas day in Mexico. So think of us as your eating your turkey! We will be eating brown beans and crappy tortillas! As far as New Year goes, Im going to try and find an O neils somewhere (five pesos!, five pesos!). lots of love XXX

Carly & Rich Hi Guys, Hope you are both well! How's the run up to xmas Mexico style? Weird doing all the traditional xmas things without you both! Been for a day of burnt offerings at the Harveys, except there was no sausage rolls, can you believe it! It was all posh grub this year! Do you still have the new years eve dilemma or have you got something exciting arranged? Speak to you over xmas. Love Carly and Rich x x x

Kellie & Andy Hi Linda & Paul, Hope you're both OK and still having loads of fun! So how was Mexico?! Not long til the my wedding there now, hope theres not too much damage from Wilma! When are you due home? Party is in March, if you'll be back before then where can I send an invite??!! Take care, kel & Andy xx

Mother f***er For some reason, this website has just started to censor swear words,prompting me to say f*** b******s s*** w***er c*** See!

Paul Very tasteful! In that case I will have to go out with my other mate Richard Whitley.

George Best Sorry guys dont think Im gonna make that drink.

Paul Hey peeps! Hope your all well, we are fine and dandy. I hope you guys are saving up the pennys to take us out on an all Night and Day drinking spree, now that we can drink forever! xxx

westsideb****master Yo homeys. say hi to all my freaks from when yo ma & pa were rocking the LA scene. Good times were rolling, best rocks of my life, man those pipes were ass kicking mother funksters, ferschizzle mynizzle. By the way are you eating properly, love mum.

Linda Mr Hervey - we just posted an update the day before you posted that you silly boy! Pics should be following soon. My beard is looking pretty hot - I've just got to the stage where I can wax my moustache into little points. I might peroxide it for a Father Xmas Styleeee look! x x x

Glenn Hi guys, its been a while....I'm pretty sure they have computers in america, so i'm guessing the lack of updates is due to a severe case of travelogue fatigue (some pictures would be good, dying to see how the beard is coming on - and yours too paul! ;-)) ! Can't believe that you'll be home in just a few months, back to reality before you know it. Anyway guys, take care and see you both v.v.soon!

Vanessa & Jacqui Hi Just thought we would see what you are up to and where in the world you are now. Not alot has been happening in the Estate Agents world, boring really, Only two months til christmas, yippeeeee When are you coming back, we will have to find you a property to buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you are ok Ness & Jacqui x x x