Melbourne, Victoria
I am lucky to have a luxury that is not afforded by many travellers; constant internet access. So I shall take advantage. J'en profite messieurs dames. Let me begin with a small rant... For the most part, I really like Australia. I have seen many wondrerous things such as Uluru, the Sydney Opera House and an Australian man call my friends and I a 'bunch of Pommy b******s'. Charming. Anyway, I can't help notice how Austrlia, culturally, is f***ing retarded. By abo...