I managed to sneak a couple of hours away from devlin yesterday as she was sleeping. i met a little cambodian boy called ali and he needed money to feed his family. He says he is friends with Gary Glitter. So we went into his bedroom ............

sometimes when i need the toilet i get all giggly and dont make it in time. It usually leaves a pale yellow stain down my trousers. Sometimes brown.
Do any other readers have similar problems?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

Matt my expensive trainers have split their stitching down one side and are now useless. I've lost the receipt and can't return them. Could you please admonish the next Cambodian 7-8 year old you encounter for their shoddy workmanship in the sweatshops. A clip round the ear and a stern eyeballing should suffice. They'll understand it coming from a Westerner.

Nope that didn't work like i thought. It seems people are leaving messages in my name. I don't like that and could get angry. I'll consult with my wife over my legal position. I'm sure some of these statements are deflamm...deflammmmm....defleameator.....deflitory....a bit naughty. Some of these incidents only happened once.
Well twice.

Brett.. i was talking to devlin about that old man today.. how random is that.. i'm loving the fact this message board is degenerating into our usual banter.. anyway i'm off.. updated the site so hear from you soon.

busted> if you click on the name i think you can work out who sent it as it brings up the email adress unless you know other peoples email address mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mat i thought our dressing up in ladies clothes and helping old men with their fly was a secret
but i do like milk

This message board could get a bit messey. but anyway I am off to buy myself 2 boys to pleasure myself with (abouve the age of consent, i`m no gary glitter) watty I will bring you 1 back as I know that you like young boys as there is always seems to be one at your house. That old one about come and play on my play station will soon run out and they will cotton on to your tricks and as for the joy stick remarks, you a sick little puppy. see you soon
guess who????

i like drinking milk from a babys bottle whilst wearing big nappies

I found out last week you could leave messages under other names and yes matt it is a helluva lot of fun. Oh and brett i believe you're real and make a lovely girl. Now bitty.

I dress up like a girl when no one can see!

Watty.. i never realisedthat you could put messages down as other people.. i'm gonna love this.

WHOOOAAAAAA!!! - who is posting messages in my name????

-- Matt i didnt post that last message so please dont think I am getting the arse _ now I a am very confused!!!!! - Just ckecked on your new journal - that guide seems a bit of an oddball Im amased you didnt lose your cool in that situation!!

Have a gooden - Paul